NFL

Sep 14, 2020

Football Is Back and Players Have a Message For Fans

Football! God, did I miss football. If there is one thing I didn’t realize about myself before 2020 did its...

Feb 1, 2019

Tom Brady Girlfriend 2019: Who Is Tom Dating Now?

5 Super Bowl rings, 1 wedding ring.

Jun 8, 2018

Former NFL Player Wade Davis Is Using His Privilege To Fight Homophobia & Sexism

Wade Davis is using his platform for a few great reasons.

Feb 6, 2013

Beyonce Photobombs Haloti Ngata, Is Flawless

What do you think Beyonce was pondering when she saw Haloti snapping this pic?

Jan 28, 2013

Women in Combat, Norovirus, and Manti Te’o Songified [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

Katie Couric pushed Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o for some answers about his fake-dead-girlfriend controversy. And because the internet is beautiful, the Gregory Brothers songified it. Why, why, Manti?

Dec 3, 2012

Jackie from Krispy Kreme Will Restore Your Faith in the World [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

I would really, really love it if there was just one week where this column didn't involve me writing about people killing each other. Yeah, sorry to be a downer. Call me Miss America, but all I want is world peace! Luckily, we've got a viral video this week that will cheer you up after you make it through the sad headlines.

Nov 19, 2012

So What Did Gen. Petraeus Do, Anyway? [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

OMG you guys, football! There must be some exciting things going on because I can hardly think or type right now thanks to the guy down the hall who loves to scream at the TV when football games are on!

Nov 5, 2012

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

Whatever your beliefs, your party affiliation, your level of annoyance with election season... please, please, please VOTE. And bring a friend.

Oct 22, 2012

Presidential Jokes, Zumba Brothel, and Honey Boo Boo [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

Apparently football season is in full swing, because all the guys in my dorm are spending more and more time yelling at the TV. Here are the week's top stories.

Oct 1, 2012

Hackers, Jimmy Hoffa, Supertaxes and Let's Have a Kiki [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

How is it that nothing is blooming and I still have terrible allergies? Anyway. Here are the week's top stories.