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Jun 14, 2011

An Open Letter to Sex & The City

We city dwellers and big-city hopefuls would greatly appreciate it if you didn't create another Sex & The City movie. Ever heard the term "three's a crowd?" Yeah, well, however cliché it may sound, it's incredibly appropriate for your dreams of a potentially disastrous third movie. So, since we've been hearing rumors that it's a possibility, we thought it was a good time to sit down and talk.

Apr 8, 2011

An Open Letter to My Future Mom Self

Dear Mom Version of Me, As you might remember, back in 2010 Nick Cannon knocked up Mariah "I love butterflies and my cleavage" Carey....with twins. As you've probably tried so hard to forget, the musical duo decided to commemorate the occasion with nude pictures. (Check out the full story here...if you dare.) Yeah, sorry for reminding you.

Mar 4, 2011

Friday Faves: An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large yet incredibly skimpy contribution to my adolescent years. And while I do believe in the nobleness of your cause, I am rather puzzled by the method to the madness of such an invention.

Friday Faves: Drunken Apologies. An Open Letter

Dear Friends/Family/That Random Taxi Driver That Picked Me Up and Took Me Home After Finding Me Face First On The Sidewalk Sometimes I like to drink. A lot. And on those occasions I may or may not (okay, always) do stupid things. It is not me, you see; it is the alcohol.

Sep 3, 2010

An Open Letter To “That” Girl

Dear Drunk Girl, Hi sweetie. Long time no see. I take that back. I saw you last Friday. Same place, same hazy look in your eyes, different black dress that falls down to expose your bra. This one doesn’t have vomit on it… yet! Congratulations.

An Open Letter to Annoying People in the Library

Dear Library People, SHUT UP. Holy crap. If you are talking on your cell phone, or talking really loudly to your best friend, for the love of God, just stop.

Apr 6, 2009

Nov 22, 2008

An Open Letter To Facebook Ads

Dear Facebook Ads, I’m not sure when we became best friends, but it appears you know quite a bit about...

Sep 21, 2008

An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

Dear Mr. Thong Inventor, I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large...

Sep 1, 2008

An Open Apology. I Had PMS; It Wasn’t My Fault

I am sorry. As it seems, I am currently suffering from a WICKED case of PMS. I have never really...

Apr 28, 2008

“CASUAL” Sex…Can We Keep it Casual?

He wants to do me. He wants to do me not. He wants to do me… …Then never call again,...