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Sep 19, 2008

Happy “Talk Like a Pirate Day”!

Today is September 19th, and you know what that means: It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Avast me hearties!...

Jul 29, 2008

5 Sure-Fire Pick Up Lines

[Editor’s Note: I have no idea what this picture is, but it made me laugh so I used it....

Apr 24, 2008

Candy Dish: I love Tina Fey

I love Tina Fey and her poopy perspective 20 pick-up lines for people wearing keyboard pants I can only imagine...

Where Have All the Good Lines Gone?

In a dark, moderately dirtball Irish pub with adorable bartenders straight from Ireland, I am approached by a liquor promoter....

Feb 11, 2008

How To Be a Pick-Up Artist (hint: dress like an ass)

If a guy wearing a big furry hat, black nail polish, and eyeliner thicker than yours walked up to you...

Aug 12, 2007

Women Just Want to Be Hit On (After You Buy Them French Fries)

Pickup lines can be pretty skeezy, but honestly, who doesn’t like to be hit on? Getting hit on is the...

Jul 14, 2007

Jul 11, 2007

One More Reason Boys Are Dumb

I’m all for women’s rights, a feminist, no doubt. Recently, I even got into a heated (drunken) debate with a...

Jun 28, 2007

Wanna Go Watch a Movie?

While enrolled in college one has to adapt to many changes in environment, surroundings, and vernacular. We all went through...

Jun 25, 2007

Oh, The Lengths to Which Some Men Will Go

I was sitting in a diner yesterday with a couple of friends, when two of the guys I was with...

Jun 6, 2007

Allison Stokke, Sex Symbol and Incoming Freshman

Allison Stokke‘s dream of becoming the world’s best pole vaulter seems to have been replaced by another dream: to be...

Jun 4, 2007

Hey Baby, Mind if I Insult You?

Has this happened to you? You’re at a bar, minding your own business, talking to your friends and occasionally turning...

May 18, 2007

THE Pick-up Line Website … Hilarious

We’ve all heard them before: the dreaded pick-up line. Most often, pick-up lines don’t accomplish what the pick-up liner has...