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May 15, 2013

An Open Letter to President Obama [Lady Bits]

Mr. President, I thought you were one of the good guys. I thought you respected women, and knew that the power and freedom to make reproductive decisions should be protected and celebrated. That's why I'm so disappointed to see the backward, paternalistic stance you've taken on what is becoming known as "the Plan B debate."

Mar 3, 2013

Lots of People Had Sex During Hurricane Sandy [Candy Dish]

What is there to do when you’re stuck inside with no electricity or water or food? Obviously you kill all...

Aug 30, 2012

Why You Should Watch the Republican/Democratic National Conventions [Election 2012]

With the Republican National Convention in full swing and the Democratic National Convention beginning in just a few days, Romney and Obama are presented with one final opportunity to frame themselves as the best choice for America before we vote on November 6.

Aug 4, 2012

President Obama Turns 51, Here Are 21 Things You Didn't Know Him

Barack Obama is our generation’s John F. Kennedy. He’s young, hip, filled with the prospect of change and the man can sing!

May 14, 2012

Don't Lie on Your Resume [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

The chief executive of Yahoo has resigned after it was discovered that he lied on his resume. In other resume news, a 22-year-old Minnesota man got a job after posting his resume on a billboard.

Apr 29, 2012

Vote Jimmy Kimmel For President After The White House Correspondents' Dinner

The White House Correspondents' Dinner is always a long-awaited event in April. It's a time where celebrities without any real necessity to politics (yeah, you Kardashian Klan) attend a fancy dinner and hobnob with the President and journalists.

Feb 20, 2012

Current Events Cheat Sheet: When Butt-Grabs and Beer Pong Become News

A man created the most expensive Starbucks drink ever. Obama’s 2013 budget plan means serious cuts for NASA. A man sued a bar for being allowed to continue to play beer pong way too long. News broke that Hitler, who was always assumed to be childless, may actually have had a son.

Jan 17, 2012

Obama Demands to See Betty White's Birth Certificate [Video]

What do we really know about Betty White? Is she really as old as she claims? Or is this "90th Birthday Party" all a sham to get gifts? resident Obama (Or Barack as he likes to be known around here) is also pretty skeptical about the whole thing and he's asked her to do the responsible thing and release her birth certificate.