Last week, when nothing good was on TV and I couldn’t bare to watch the same episodes of Jersey Shore, Keeping Up With The Kardashians or the Real Housewives yet again, I decided to peruse my cable guide for something new to strike my fancy.
• More than just about anything else, apparently. • Lindsay's on major lockdown in rehab. • Wait, she's pregnant?! • Who decides what constitutes fashion?? • Fabulous leopard accessories for less. • Baby animals make my heart melt. Melllllt.
• So I'm kinda obessessed with my ex • Turn heads with these heels • How to study sex without being a sucker • Um this is hard. Which Justin Timberlake is hotter? • How is this humanely possible? • Ryan Seacrest and J.Lo trying to out diva each other
Heat waves out west, Noah’s Ark-style rain in the east, Brad leaving Rachel Zoe…the world is in a tailspin this week! There was a lot that went down and a lot to discuss, but fear not. Just like all those mornings you needed to, uh, “consult” Cliff’s Notes about the reading you missed, we’ve once again organized all the best items of the week in one easy cheat sheet.
Here’s the deal, people. I love reality TV as much as the next person. I die over the fake words and ridiculous sayings that The Situation or Rachel Zoe come up with every week and immediately go ba-nanas figuring out how I will incorporate said words into my daily vernacular.
Reality television has created some interesting characters the last few years. And by "interesting" I mean "people I want to punch in the face." Celebrities like Speidi and the Karadashian crew have infiltrated all corners of Hollywood and for what? Big booties and bushy beards? Embarrassing baby daddy's and even more embarrassing "albums"?
• Lady Gaga runs out of wacky costumes, goes naked•5 Awesome SNL auditions that didn't make the cut • Dorm decor advice from a real "celebrity" • So Rachel Zoe has a sense of humor? • This breakdancing granny gets low...while wearing a fanny pack •Rihanna really loves her crotch
• 25 inexpensive or free ways to cure summer boredom. • Rachel Zoe really shouldn't talk ish about former employees. • More bad news for Al Gore. • 24 things single women wish they could tell men. • Wanna win a $2500 Versace shopping spree?! • This is Gisele. After she had a baby. FML.
I've always dreamed of having my own personal shopper or stylist. Don't get me wrong, I loooove to shop, but searching through racks and racks of clothes to find something I like can get exhausting, especially with those overly perky sales people breathing down my neck. And it might be nice to sometimes have things picked out for me by somebody else.
Summertime is for tan shoulders, beachy hair, and big, icy umbrella drinks. And after a day of fun in the sun, who doesn’t want to come home to a backyard barbecue? We’ve got you covered with all the essentials to blow the guys away as you DIY your way to hamburger heaven.
Nothing can turn a confident girl into a insecure mess faster than bathing suit season. Suddenly every mirror you look into turns into a fun house mirror of horrors. When did your stomach get so flabby and when did your skin turn translucent?
For us fashionistas, New York Fashion Week is the highlight of the year (or at least the highlight of this dreary February we're having). Our CollegeCandy hearts always skips a beat when we see those white tents going up in Bryant Park. The clothes, the shoes, the celebrities, the glamour... Sigh. It's almost too much to bear.