reality show

Mariah Carey Is Getting A Reality Show, And It Looks All Kinds Of Awful

"I have a rule which states that I will not be seen in fluorescent lighting without sunglasses."

May 17, 2016

Bachelor Recap: Or Is This 'To Catch a Predator'?

Did you know that Brad’s 38? The oldest woman recruited for the show is 32. Miss Melissa, the waitress from Connecticut, is six years Brad’s junior and was denied a rose the second week. (Although, to be fair, I have a feeling it had less to do with her age and more to do with her Vienna horse face/the fact that she was CRAZY.)

Jan 18, 2011

Sep 27, 2010

Why Everyone Needs to be Watching Lone Star

Here’s the deal, people. I love reality TV as much as the next person. I die over the fake words and ridiculous sayings that The Situation or Rachel Zoe come up with every week and immediately go ba-nanas figuring out how I will incorporate said words into my daily vernacular.

Sep 7, 2010

Bachelor Pad: And Then There Were Couples

Monday’s Bachelor Pad finally proved that the popular girls will always win. And homely (relatively speaking, of course), single girls will always go home alone...in stretch limos....to their cats.

Aug 26, 2010

Candy Dish: This Country Needs More College Grads

• Obama calls for 8 million more college grads. • Miley Cyrus CAN be tamed. • Why is make up sex so great? • The complete financial survival guide for college students. • Fall fashion gets some super hero inspiration. • The 10 saddest reality shows.

Aug 17, 2010

The Bachelor Pad: Poor Craig Can’t Catch a Break

There were so many life lessons packed into last night's Bachelor Pad. For example, all breathing sounds like heavy breathing when you’ve got a 200 lb dude laying on top of you and your mic. The shower is not a private place. Pie is gross, but throwing up is not necessarily a turn-off....

Aug 16, 2010

These 6 Reality Stars Deserve Their Time In The Spotlight

Reality television has created some interesting characters the last few years. And by "interesting" I mean "people I want to punch in the face." Celebrities like Speidi and the Karadashian crew have infiltrated all corners of Hollywood and for what? Big booties and bushy beards? Embarrassing baby daddy's and even more embarrassing "albums"?

Jun 17, 2010

10 A-List Celebrity Dating Shows That Need to Happen Now

The Bachelor's been on so long that it's starting to look more dated and more scripted than the always-classy Blind Date series of the '90s. Dating shows in general have become boring and stale. Because, let's be honest, no one wants to watch one more good-looking-average-Joe go on dates. No, we want to watch full-fledged A-list celebrities who spend more time in tabloids than in the movies and on stage find true love.

Jun 15, 2010

The Bachelorette: Kasey Really Wants to Guard and Protect Ali’s Heart

If last night's episode of The Bachelorette taught me one thing it's that mental health tests are not part of the screening process for the bachelors, because Kasey is crazy. Granted, the kid didn't attempt suicide like those teasers led us to believe, but after seeing that hot mess on his wrist, I'm thinking it's way worse.