Rock of Love

Apr 7, 2010

Is She Really Going Out With Him?

In light of the recent engagement of mesh-shirt-wearing, Twitter-obsessed Michael Lohan and former Jon Gosselin flame Kate Majors (the chick who quit her job at Star Magazine because she had fallen in love with the deadbeat dad), we are forced to wonder: could Kate Major be in the Guinness Book for World Records for having the worst taste in men on this planet?

Jan 22, 2010

The CC Weekly Weigh In: We Want More Reality TV!

We all know Reality TV is less than quality. And yeah, Rock of Love (especially that bus!) and For The Love Of Ray J are ruining the world, but it's hard not to love those celebrity-based reality TV shows. Whether it's seeing how those people live or getting to know them in a different way, there's just something about those shows that keeps me, and America, coming back for more.

Celebretard Showdown: Bret Michaels vs. Billy Ray Cyrus

Reality TV shows are, in general, pretty awful. Yes, I do get some satisfaction from seeing Speidi flail about in the jungle, but most of the satisfaction I get from reality TV comes from seeing D-list celebs I hate fail miserably at life. One of those D-list celebrities is Bret Michaels. Another would be Billy Ray Cyrus (I know he's not on a reality TV show, but it's coming...I'm sure it's coming).

Your Pictures Are For The Taking

Truth is, you never know who can get their grubby little paws on your stuff once you've handed it over to the world wide web, especially considering you can never really take it down. Who knows what weird company (CollegeCandy.com) is going to pick up your drunken selfie and splash it on billboards (or websites) nationwide?

Jun 15, 2009

5 Things I Learned from Carrie Prejean

We all want Miss California to go away. Like Mark from Road Rules season 1 (who is, like, 40 and is still doing those Real World/Road Rules Challenges), she just won't disappear. Not that it's entirely her fault; we media peeps love writing about a scandal, and this girl is drowning in it.

Jul 8, 2008

“Dramz and Speedos” — I Love Money: Episode 1 Recap

Being a fan of I Love New York, Rock of Love and, the show that started them all, Flavor of...

Jul 6, 2008

“I Love Money:” A VH1 Executive’s Wet Dream

It’s finally happened. I’ve finally completely lost my mind. How do I know? Because I’m really, really looking forward to...

Jun 17, 2008

Breaking News: Ambre and Bret are Living Out Their “Rock of Love” Dreams

Rock of Love; can you believe people are still actually talking about it? Well, I can…because I am still talking...

May 18, 2008

Why Do We Hate Female Celebrities?

Quickly, make a list of your top five least favorite celebrities, celebrities that you would go so far as to...

May 6, 2008

Voting for $500 AMEX Giftcard Givaway

With dozens of submitted suggestions in our “9 Things Your Parents Would Get Pissed About If You Spent $500 On”...

Apr 15, 2008

“The Blow Fish VS The Mean Girl” — ROL 2: THE FINALE!

Let’s just get right into this. I’m calling Daisy the Blow Fish/Skank Spice/Stripper with the Plastic Face for the win....

Apr 15, 2008

Heidi Montag’s Clothing Line Underscores Her Uselessness as a Human Being

Following in the footsteps of celebrity-cum-designer greats such as the Olson Twins and Kathy Ireland, Hills star Heidi Montag has...