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Jan 7, 2011

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Stars Return to Normal

This week, while college students everywhere bum out before classes begin, some celebs broke up, some got together, some were just plain crazy, and Snooki made books a joke. In other words, after a few weeks of relatively little gossip, a lot of marriages and proposals, and a lot of break-ups, it looks like celebrities have finally gotten back into their old random ways. Yay!

Sep 13, 2010

The Weekly Ten: The VMAs – Good, Bad and Greasy

Let's be serious, this year's VMA's were quite lackluster. And not just because I didn't report on the red carpet this year. I expected to tune in for the lolz, dramz and maybe a few interruptions or two.

Jul 21, 2010

Lindsay’s In Jail – What Do We Do Now?

Looks like Lindsay Lohan won’t be completing her full 90-day jail sentence. Due to “overcrowding” in the L.A. county jail system, she can make it out from behind bars in less than two weeks. Sounds to me like the judge’s daughter couldn’t go three whole months without a little LiLo crazy in her life. Good thing, because neither could we!

Candy Dish: Lindsay Lohan’s Not Serving 90 Days

• Phew. I wasn't sure if I'd make it 90 days without her shenans. • Wait, are Sam and Lilo BFFs again? • Uh, what happened to J-WOWW's belly button in Maxim? • 8 tried and true ways to shed the pounds fast. • Tiffany's 2010 collection makes me weak in the knees. • Usher's ex tells all.

Jul 21, 2010

The Jersey Shore Kids Go On Strike – Send In The Replacements!

Guess who decided to up and pull a diva move? No, Mariah Carey isn’t castrating an intern for bringing her flat water instead of sparking (though, probably she is). It’s those darn Jersey Shore kids! Rumor has it that before the second season has even premiered, they’re fighting for salary raises, refusing to do a third season unless their demands are met.

Jul 20, 2010

Candy Dish: Want a Taste of SATC 2?

• There are a few rumors and secrets floating around.... • 8 tips to feel a little sexier in the bedroom. • Can someone please take Twitter away from Lilo? • Do promiscuous women cause earthquakes? • 8 fun ways to incorporate linen this Spring. • Kelly Clarkson's hawking cigarettes...sorta.

Apr 21, 2010

Oct 21, 2009

It’s Time for Rehab, Lindsay Lohan

Dear Lindsay, Word on the street is that they're trying to make you go to rehab and you say no, no, no. While Amy Winehouse turned that jam into a monster hit, do you really want it to be the theme song to your E! True Hollywood Story?

Oct 16, 2009

Hey Jon Gosselin: The Jews Don’t Want You!

I totally understand why stars would want to become Chosen People themselves. Our holidays are fun (we’ve got at least two that instruct those celebrating to get hammered), our food is incredible, and we’ve got pretty deep ties to the entertainment industry. Plus, I’m sure they think that doing anything that makes them more like Marilyn Monroe couldn’t hurt.

Oct 9, 2009

Halloween Costumes On The Cheap

In these hard economic times, I simply cannot justify buying a $115 mermaid costume, no matter how magical I would look come Halloween night. Especially when I have a plethora of items lying around my house, that when properly utilized can be the ultimate Halloween costume. Here are some cheap and easy homemade costumes that will come in handy during my time of monetary despair.

Aug 21, 2009

Project Runway Rundown: Freaks and… Lohan?

Of course, before we got to meet the new designers in the main event, we had a little taste of some of our favorite designers from previous seasons in the Project Runway All-Star Challenge. I was more than happy to spend two hours with Chris March, Santino Rice, Daniel Vosovic, among others, but after seeing the snooze-fest of a cast that is season 6, I wish I hadn't been teased...

May 22, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down:

Apr 9, 2009

Leave Lindsay Alone!

While there are definitely tons of perks that come with being a celebrity, like the money, nice clothes, and invites to awesome Hollywood parties (to name just a few), fame also has its drawbacks. Like the paps.

Apr 7, 2009

6 Couples We’d Like to See Married in Vermont

Vermont just became the fourth U.S. state to legalize gay marriage, and that makes me really happy. When California passed the law permitting gay couples to marry last year, tons of couples, like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi (cutest couple EVER), tied the knot.

Mar 3, 2009

Candy Dish: The Bachelor Can’t Stop Crying

The dude is hot, but he can’t make up his mind! Happy Square Root Day! Let’s party like it’s 3/3/09!...

Jan 15, 2009

Candy Dish: US Airways Flight Crashes

The plane has crashed into the Hudson River. OMFG. Lindsay Lohan a (super skinny) lesbian again. Stoners Beware: Huge PB...