serena van der woodsen

Mar 4, 2012

CC Beauty Live: Quick & Dirty Ponytail

Are y'all hooked on Netflix? Because I sure am. And I've been watching Gossip Girl for the past three weeks. I finally finished season 4 and am dying to start on season 5 when I can. Anyway, I've been total inspired by all of the fabulous hair on the show.

Feb 3, 2011

Fashion Porn: Getting it on For Valentine's Day

Like it or not, Valentine's Day is coming in less than two weeks. Whether you're dressing up for date night with your beau, gearing up for a night of dancing with your single ladies, or joining Ben & Jerry for a night with Blair and Serena, it's the perfect excuse to buy something pretty.

Dec 7, 2010

Gossip Girl: And The ‘Mother Of The Year Award’ Goes To….

Let me get this straight. Juliet has been terrorizing the Upper East Side in her outlet mall dresses for months because Lily WhateverHerLastNameIs wanted Serena to get into a good high school? SERIOUSLY?

Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving Is Depressing on the UES

Despite my previous attempt (and some damn good ideas, if I do say so myself), Gossip Girl producers did not hear my 'let's change Gossip Girl once and for all' desperate call. I had hope for them, I really did. And now I'm left binge eating an entire bowl of popcorn and sitting in my family room more frustrated than I was when I sat down last week to get some GG and discovered there was no episode.

Gossip Girl Recap: This Isn’t J’s First Masquerade Party

The entire season of Gossip Girl thus far has been the foreplay to the ultimate climax in a brewing 'Serana take down' courtesy of Team Brooklyn (i.e. Jenny, Vanessa, and Juliet). And not the good kind that gets you all hot and bothered. More like 'what the hell are you doing with your hands, drunken frat pledge?' foreplay. Read: horrific.

Gossip Girl: Everyone Sucks on the UES

I don't know what those Gossip Girl writers are smoking over there at CW HQ but it must be laced with something bad because this show has turned into the worst piece of crap in TV history. Seriously, I think I'd rather watch a Hoarders marathon than this dribble. This episode just makes me so angry.

Oct 5, 2010

Gossip Girl: Chuck Tries to Reward Eva for Her Tricks

I was way excited to dig into this week's Gossip Girl. Did Juliet finally get Botox and a new wardrobe so she could at least appear five years younger? Is that french fairy, Eva, going to touch Chuck with her magic wand? Is Dan going to get the sensation of baby poop out of his nostrils?

Sep 28, 2010

Gossip Girl: Georgina Flies the Coop and Dan Cleans Up Milo’s Poop

First of all, who else wants to squint and lip sync "XOXO GOSSIP GIRL" whenever the episode comes to an end? I know I do, every single time. Anyway, down to business. Clearly whoever pitched this inning of GG had a seriously mean side arm.

Sep 21, 2010

Gossip Girl: Just Because You’re Dressed Poorly, Doesn’t Mean You’re Not Chuck Bass

Only on Gossip Girl can the episode begin with two beautifully (albeit overdressed) designer clad ladies eating crumpets at a spicy cafe in Paris while discussing Blair's future date with Louis, whom is (naturally) a Prince. I'm serious, the Disney Channel couldn't make this sh*t up.

Apr 27, 2010

Gossip Girl: The Doctor (van der Woodsen) Is In

Let's just reflect. Lily gets cancer, doesn't tell her husband, runs into the arms of her ex-husband and stays in a hotel with him "getting treatment" for months at a time, all the while lying to her waffle-making house-husband back home.

Dec 1, 2009

Gossip Girl: Everyone Knows Elevators Have Security Cameras

Whoever said Thanksgiving was a time for family harmony obviously never met the Van Der Woodsen family. I mean, my god, how insanely brilliant was that Thanksgiving feast! It was like the best 7 minutes of Gossip Girl ever.

Oct 27, 2009

Gossip Girl: Queen Jenny Takes Her Throne

Remember when Jenny Humphrey was just a cool, normal chick from Brooklyn? You know, before she dropped out of school to become a punk rock fashion designer and well before she became the biggest bitch on the UES?

Sep 25, 2009

Budget Stylista: I XOXO Anna Sui’s Gossip Girl Line for Target

I don't watch Gossip Girl (gasp, shock, horror - I know.) But I do follow GG fashion. It's cute, it's fashion forward... and it's so expensive I think my entire college tuition could be paid off in one of Blair's Chanel ensembles. But regardless of price tag, I want it.