Ever stop and wonder who these people are that camp out in front of the celebrity homes, waiting for them them to emerge, on the slight chance that they could snap a pic that could possibly be worth thousands of dollars? Ever ponder if those people actually know when the celebs are coming out of their homes? Uh huh, I do too. Don't you think it's weird that the paparazzi always know when Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are going to kiss, or where Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise are going to be shopping today, or what time Shia LaBeouf is going to take out his trash tonight?
PopEater has spotted Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, and Danielle Straub filming together in Los Angeles. What were they filming? No one knows. Apparently details about this production are "being kept under wraps.” But that doesn’t mean we can’t make a few guesses, does it? Come on, let’s think. What do these “stars” all have in common?
Okay, so I don't know if you ladies have heard the news, but apparently Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are actually dating, which really just makes my skin crawl. I mean the girl is legitimately half his age. It's weird and it's creepy.
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on 'American Idol,' design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.
So pigs are officially flying, Hell has frozen over, and Hermes Birkin bags are buy one/get one free. Didn’t you hear? The Kardashians penned a bestseller, y’all! Pick those jaws up off the floor, it totally happened…and if the sales reports are accurate, there’s a good chance you yourself purchased a copy of Kardashian Konfidential.
Well, we all know the big news this week was Demi Lovato's breakdown, which stirred up a lot of controversy (and not just on CC!). I would like to focus on everything else that happened this week instead of focusing on her very personal issues. We truly wish her well, and I want to respect her family's wishes to keep out of it.
In a move that had to have been endorsed by God Himself, the fates that be zapped all of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s money into oblivion. They’re bust. Belly up. Runnin’ on empty. Got less dough than a Pizza Hut. Basically, they’re poor.
This week I'd like to dedicate this post to Chelsea Handler, who despite flubbing some punchlines at the VMAs, is still totally awesome.
• Do you agree with GQ's man of the year? • Pretty awesome social experiment • Who is going to replace Steve Carrell on the Office?? • Hahaha. Roundzy competing against Silly Bandz • 7 sex truths everyone should know • So Miley got ANOTHER stupid tattoo
This week I've decided to list the 10 jobs that totally deserve to sleep in past noon this Monday, Labor Day. Why is it even called Labor Day? Shouldn't it be Not-Labor Day? But I digress. Some people deserve a break for all they do/deal with on a daily basis. I don't have the power to give it to them, but maybe they'll note my appreciation and hook me up in the future.
• Speidi still in the running for grossest couple ever • Does pulling out work? • Why does Sean Penn look like my grandma? • Totally practical shopping shoes! Pysch • The must have fall boot for cheap • When was the last time you cried?
Reality television has created some interesting characters the last few years. And by "interesting" I mean "people I want to punch in the face." Celebrities like Speidi and the Karadashian crew have infiltrated all corners of Hollywood and for what? Big booties and bushy beards? Embarrassing baby daddy's and even more embarrassing "albums"?