spencer and heidi

Dec 2, 2010

Leave the Book Writing to the Pros, Hollywood!

So pigs are officially flying, Hell has frozen over, and Hermes Birkin bags are buy one/get one free. Didn’t you hear? The Kardashians penned a bestseller, y’all! Pick those jaws up off the floor, it totally happened…and if the sales reports are accurate, there’s a good chance you yourself purchased a copy of Kardashian Konfidential.

Sep 6, 2010

The Weekly Ten: The Jobs That Deserve This Labor Day

This week I've decided to list the 10 jobs that totally deserve to sleep in past noon this Monday, Labor Day. Why is it even called Labor Day? Shouldn't it be Not-Labor Day? But I digress. Some people deserve a break for all they do/deal with on a daily basis. I don't have the power to give it to them, but maybe they'll note my appreciation and hook me up in the future.

Jun 2, 2010

Speidi Divorce or Just Another Lame Publicity Stunt?

From triple-Ds to divorcees - my, how the mighty have fallen. In what can only be the lamest publicity stunt in their short marriage (if it were even real in the first place), Spencer and Heidi have decided to call it quits.

The Hills: Where’s Speidi??

OK. One question: where were Spencer and Heidi on last night's episode of The Hills? I kept waiting for them to show up at the bar, sit down with Stephanie and Lo on their double date, and pop out of the couch cushions with some healing crystals when Kristin and Brody duked it out. But they were nowhere to be found.

The Hills: Later, Losers!

So there it was: the season finale of The Hills. You’d think MTV would give Kristin a little more time to pack up her things and get out of the house they rented for her, but no; they pushed her out on the last day of filming. Where will she go?

Weekly Wrap Up: What Up, October?

It’s October now, which means that there’s basically only one thing to talk about for the next 29 days: Halloween. (I had a conversation with a friend yesterday in which he revealed to me that he plans to dress up as a sexy Ghostbuster on the big night. That’s right—he.)

Oct 2, 2009

Sep 29, 2009

The Hills Is Back. And We’re Live-blogging The Dramz

Anyone else feeling horribly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of TV on these days? It seems like only yesterday we were watching Crossroads on HBO because there was nothing. else. on. And now? Now our DVR is on overload and we have to cancel plans with our friends to fit it all in.

May 5, 2009

The Hills: Not as Suspenseful When We Know Speidi Gets Married

Ok, now correct me if I’m wrong, but Brody did come out of his hotel room in Hawaii and tell all the boys that he cheated on Jayde, right? (And what the hell kind of stripper name is Jayde, really?!) Does Brody consider sitting up all night talking about his GF with another girl cheating or was he just trying to impress his friends by telling them that he cheated?

Apr 28, 2009

The Hills Dabbles in Bible Study

Even though I know full and well that The Hills is all a crock of reality sh*t, I still spend a good chunk of each episode pulling out the proof. For example, if the show were real, then there would be no way Lauren would get to take time off from her internship last minute to jet-set to Hawaii. And if the show were real, that Bible in Spencer’s hand would have been real….and would have burned at his touch.

Mar 3, 2009

Spring Break To-Do List

It seems like just yesterday I was packing my gloves, hats, and facemask to come back to school and start...

Jan 26, 2009

The City: Where Entertainment Goes to Die

You know how you used to love reading books? And then you got to college and if you never had...

Jan 19, 2009

The City: Some Dude Cheats on His Girlfriend

I imagine what the MTV production meeting looked like before tonight’s episode of The City was planned. “Hey guys. We...

Dec 4, 2008

Candy Dish: Spencer and Heidi Hit the Beach

The best Speidi photo montage ever. Family fun for Britney and the kids in NYC. The worst people on the...