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Sep 17, 2010

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Surprise! Speidi’s Baaaack!

This week I'd like to dedicate this post to Chelsea Handler, who despite flubbing some punchlines at the VMAs, is still totally awesome.

Aug 27, 2010

Jersey Shore: Or Was It The Hills?

Okay, when did the Jersey Shore become about heartfelt "feelings" and "emotions" instead of bar fights, beating the beat and smushing? SERIOUSLY. Thank goodness we had MVP running a very serious game plan last night about how they were going to maneuver three girls and a grenade to get us through the hour.

Aug 25, 2010

Decoding Heidi Montag

Those who follow Heidi Montag’s tweets know the girl can say some pretty bizarre stuff. And chances are you’ve caught a glimpse of her in action either in the latest tabloids or on The Hills (RIP). Her one-liners are worth 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day a million bucks, and her rational is simply priceless.

Glamour Says The Darndest Things: September 2010 Edition

Ok, wow - the September issue of Glamour is so thick and heavy I want to beat Spencer Pratt over the head with it whenever he tries to find enlightenment and become a better person by wearing tie-dye and rubbing his face with crystals. It's stock full of over 400 (!!) pages and it's the biggest issue in 20 years.

The CC Weekly Weigh In: TTFN, Dumb Celebs

Nothing causes me more anxiety and ill feelings than watching Kelly Bensimon talk on the Real Housewives of New York. Seriously, it makes my stomach churn more than watching those addicts stick needles in their arms on Intervention (barf). The woman is infuriating and I think my neighbor (who hears me screaming through the wall) would agree that I'd be better off without her.

Jul 16, 2010

CollegeCandy Plays Matchmaker: Hollywood Couples That Would Actually Last

We all know that relationships don’t last long in Hollywood. Could it be because celebrities are completely blind to their perfect matches? You can’t let things like addictions and insane exes get in your way of true love, guys!

Jul 14, 2010

Jul 6, 2010

Hot? Sweaty? Try These Do’s and Don’ts for Beating the Summer Heat

Okay, so it’s hot. Like really, really sweltering hot. The temptation to stay inside and watch the first season of True Blood on DVD is certainly great, but you’ve got to escape the house at some point. While there’s not much we can do to persuade mother nature to tone it down a few (hundred) degrees, there are a few tactics you can implement to keep cool on your outdoor adventures…and a few you’d do better to stay away from.

Jun 3, 2010

From PopEater: Of Course Heidi’s Getting a New Show

On 'The Hills,' she's a supporting player. But on her new, as-yet-untitled, show, Jen Bunney will split the spotlight with best friend Heidi Montag, and she promises a raw, fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants experience for viewers.

Jun 2, 2010

Speidi Divorce or Just Another Lame Publicity Stunt?

From triple-Ds to divorcees - my, how the mighty have fallen. In what can only be the lamest publicity stunt in their short marriage (if it were even real in the first place), Spencer and Heidi have decided to call it quits.

May 19, 2010

Would You Rather…

Would You Rather be locked in a room with Spencer Pratt (yes, crystals and all) OR Jenny Humphrey?

May 19, 2010

The Hills: Spencer Pratt, a Real Life Mr. Heckles

So it seems the people behind The Hills really want to go out with a bang…. and reignite Ryan Cabrera’s failed music career. It worked for Gaga (remember when LC and Whitney had to style her at some event a few seasons back?), so maybe Mr. Cabrera will be donning leotards and selling out stadiums around the world in a few years.

May 18, 2010

Candy Dish: We’re Way. Too. Excited. for SATC 2

• Want a little taste of SATC 2? • Joey Fatone takes a stab at a solo career. • OMG, all our Spencer Pratt dreams are coming true! • Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz may be out of Twilight. • Russell Brand's got an interesting addiction. • The downsides of dating your friends.

May 12, 2010

The Hills: Spencer is an Emotional Terrorist

Um. Wow. I've been sitting here for ten minutes and I have no idea what the eff just happened on The Hills. And I watched it twice. All I know is I am enraged, so I'm gonna do like Heidi says (which is actually the only thing robot Heidi says) and take a breath.