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Nov 5, 2012

Instagram is Coming to the Web!

When I read the headline today, I audibly gasped causing everyone around me to think I either a) choked on my lunch or b) read that Ryan Lochte was getting married (Good news, he isn't. And yes, I'm still on a Lochte kick. Go ahead, hate me.)

Dec 16, 2011

Five Signs You’re a Facebook Stalker

We are all guilty of Facebook stalking. All of us! And I’m going to tell you that I think that’s perfectly okay. Isn’t that what Facebook is for? The hard part about Facebook stalking is that you can never let people know that you do it or else you will be known as a creep (even though the people calling you a creep Facebook stalk as much as you do, if not more).

Oct 19, 2011

50 Ways to Define Facebook Stalking, According to You

If you took our survey, you'll know that we asked you to define Facebook stalking. And you guys gave us weird, creepy, hilarious and wacky answers. We learned that some of you are really weird and will probably be arrested soon if you continue your stalking ways, and we learned that some of you are practically undercover detectives when it comes to finding info on your crushes and exes.

Aug 31, 2011

When Flirting Becomes Stalking

It's summer. There's a bonfire. You look fabulous in your bikini. You've had a drink (or two... or three...). And that guy is hot. And you just want him to notice you and become your cabana boy for the next three months. It happens. But there is a very thin line between flirty and creepy.

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Aug 20, 2010

Facebook Places: Gettin’ All Up In Your Business Since 2010

Introducing Foursquare for Facebook, called Facebook Places, that takes everyone's favorite stalker application to the next level. Not only will your friends, frenemy's, second cousins, and co-workers be able to check into locations, but they'll also be able to check you into locations. Apparently they're claiming that it's just like tagging someone in a photo because it has a detag option.

Facebook Creepin’ – A Guide

Facebook can turn even the most confident girl into a crazy stalker. Whether it's clicking rapidly through photo albums and tagged pictures or checking out every. single. girl. who posts on your random hook-up's wall, we've all been there. And that's OK. It's not like we're sitting in a windowless van outside someone's house for hours, watching their every move.

Aug 3, 2010

The 6 Signs You’re Not Over Your Ex

We’ve all done it. We claim that we are the best of friends, but the truth is that we are all guilty. We sit and listen to our friends complain about their breakups, lend a shoulder to cry on, and then offer consoling words: “You can do so much better” or “he’s the one missing out, not you.” The sob-fest concludes and what do we do?

Mar 17, 2010

The Dating Double Standard

A few weeks ago I was set up with a boy. We chatted for a bit, made some small talk. He was sarcastically funny and he was tall, and in my book, those two things will warrant a first date. (Let’s face it - Jewish boys are usually not tall, and even less so if you buzz down that J- fro.)

Jan 3, 2010

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Aug 15, 2009

Can You Handle A Long Distance Relationship?

Are you thinking of starting a long distance relationship as you and your warm-weather fling get ready for separate schools next fall? Answer the following Q’s to see if you have what it takes!

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Apr 25, 2009

Thank God You Aren’t This Crazy…Or Are You?

You've done some crazy things in your love lifetime: Sleeping with your cell phone near your head as you wait for that boy to call. Googling him to find out his interests...and then getting interested in professional hot dog eating yourself. Eating only half of your burger when you could have eaten the whole thing and the fries so he didn't think you were a heffer.

Apr 18, 2009

I’m Not Crazy, Just Crushing

I’d like to consider myself a fairly sane person. I wear clothing, avoid drama, and know nothing about voo doo. I don’t have a secret alias, or an imaginary friend, or a meth problem. No skeletons in my closet, just a bulging IKEA shoe rack and a gallon-sized refill of Febreze. Decidedly not crazy.

Feb 4, 2009

What Would Life Be Without Facebook?

Today is Facebook’s 5th birthday. Can you believe it? Five years? We’ve been stalking our friends (and friends of friends...

Nov 22, 2008

An Open Letter To Facebook Ads

Dear Facebook Ads, I’m not sure when we became best friends, but it appears you know quite a bit about...

Jul 18, 2008

Facebook: Creating Stalkers Since 2003

When it comes to Facebook, you would be lying if you said you never found yourself looking at the pictures...

Apr 23, 2008

Facebook Launches Chat and an End to Privacy

I’m in a fight with Facebook. First they opened the doors to every crazy person on the planet/your mom. Then...

Jan 24, 2008

Get Your Very Own Paparazzi for the Day!

Ever think that stars like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are just being big babies when it comes to complaining...

Nov 21, 2007

What to Do When Facebook Stalking Gets Old (…It Happens)

So you’ve just clicked through all 462 of your ex-boyfriend’s sister’s co-worker’s chiropractor’s daughter’s Facebook pictures. Besides your urgent need...

Aug 24, 2007

Are You Too Clingy? Here’s Some (Obvious) Advice

She’s just too clingy. Did you shudder? It seems like every time a guy utters that sentence, girls everywhere tremble...

Jun 21, 2007

Online Anonymity is Dead???

The internet was the enabler behind most of my middle school drama. The enigmatic anonymity that the web provides was...

Jun 13, 2007

Facebook and Myspace: a 95% waste of time

Now that summer’s here and I have lots of time to sit around and do nothing, I often spend more...

Jun 10, 2007

What If: a story of stupid hesitation

Today, while in the throngs of a I’m -So -Bored -At -Work -I’ll -Check –Facebook -One -More -Time mood, I...

May 21, 2007

Personal Tales of Celebrity Stalking

I always thought that the only celebrity that could incite any sort of stalker behavior out of me was Christian...