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stephanie pratt

Jul 14, 2010

The Hills: It’s Dunzo

Anyone else see that one coming? I know I didn’t. I spent the entire episode scribbling notes about the forced endings for all of the characters, Brody’s horrible attempt at tears at Kristin’s goodbye party, and questioning the whole “Kristin is moving to Europe” plotline when we all know she’s still trolling L.A. in a bikini and heels.

Jul 13, 2010

The Hills Is Ending…It’s Spin-Off Time!

It's the end of an era. After 6 seasons of fake drama, long and uncomfortable staring, and fights over cocktails that no one seems to pay for, The Hills is coming to an end tonight. There are many rumors surrounding tonight's one-hour episode, like whether Speidi will make an appearance, if LC will show up and if Audrina and JB will get back together.

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Jul 7, 2010

The Hills: Lo and Steph Disrupt a Yoga Class

With the series finale of The Hills coming up next week (moment of silence....) it seems the producers tried to pack as much as they could into last night's episode. For the first time in history we only got one long stare (between Stephanie and her motorcycle man)! But that might have something to do with the fact that Audrina was M.I.A.

Jun 30, 2010

The Hills: Celebrating the Big 100 in Costa Rica

Have you ever tried eating animal crackers while watching The Hills? I have…out of a Costco basin…. and those little guys are so crunchy I couldn’t hear a thing. I can’t tell you how many times I had to rewind the show so I didn’t miss anything important. Which, as it turns out, was a total waste of time once I actually listened to what was going on:

Jun 16, 2010

The Hills: Ryan Cabrera Out, Justin Bobby In

One of my biggest issues with The Hills is that all these kids have a ton of money and do nothing all day. Wait, that's not where I meant to go with this. I mean, yes, that is a big issue, but not my point. My other biggest issue with The Hills is that the producers make ridiculous things happen and never really fully develop them.

Jun 10, 2010

My Day on the MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet [VIDEO]

On Sunday night while the rest of the world (or at least those of us with a baby crush on Aziz Ansari) was sitting at home watching the MTV Movie Awards, I was there. On the red carpet. Trying to get Jason Segel to take advantage of me interview all the cool celebs as they made their way into the big show. And besides the extremely hot temperature of L.A. on a June afternoon, it was pretty effing rad.

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May 26, 2010

The Hills: Where’s Speidi??

OK. One question: where were Spencer and Heidi on last night's episode of The Hills? I kept waiting for them to show up at the bar, sit down with Stephanie and Lo on their double date, and pop out of the couch cushions with some healing crystals when Kristin and Brody duked it out. But they were nowhere to be found.

44 Celebrity Bikini Fails

Nothing can turn a confident girl into a insecure mess faster than bathing suit season. Suddenly every mirror you look into turns into a fun house mirror of horrors. When did your stomach get so flabby and when did your skin turn translucent?

May 7, 2010

The Hills: Heidi 3.0 and Spencer Douch.0

After a four-mile walk and a giant falafel sandwich (thus negating said four-mile walk), I grabbed my laptop and settled in on my couch for another riveting episode of The Hills. Like every time the show is on, I took notes on the ridiculous things that were happening so I could write this very recap.

The Ten Life Lessons I’ve Learned from ‘The Hills’

It all started in the whimsical land of Laguna Beach, where dreams and drama were born (if dreams included watching Steven juggle between Lauren and Kristen, and drama included which beach party to attend). Then the Laguna locals have moved to bigger boobs and better things, in Hollywood. And now 'The Hills' begins it's 7th and final run on Tuesday. Hold your caps folks, it's going to be a wild ride!

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Nov 4, 2009

The Hills: This Show Is as Fake as Heidi’s Face. And Audrina’s Boobs.

I know that no one is forcing me to watch this sh*tshow, but no matter how annoying it has become, I've been watching these kids since the beginning and I refuse to quit now. Mama didn't raise no quitter! But that doesn't mean I don't hate all 22 minutes of it. Two of which (yes, I was timing it) were taken up by long and angry stares last night.

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Oct 5, 2009

Lauren Conrad, Go Back To Fashion School

Everyone in my life knows I love Lauren Conrad. I started using the word “homeboy” because she made it so endearing, attempted her adorable side-braid (and pouted all day when I realized it looked horrible on me) and totally got into the leggings and men’s t-shirt trend because she rocked it so chic-ly through he streets of LA on The Hills.

Sep 29, 2009

Welcome Back to The Hills [Live-blog]

It's time! After months of waiting (and trying to avoid anything and everything Speidi-related), The Hills back. Yeah, it's without Lauren, but she was getting boring anyway. It's one thing to love her as a person (which I do), but it's quite another to love watching her on a show (which I slept through).

Sep 28, 2009

The Hills Revisited: Major Makeovers

Okay girls, The Hills premiere is almost here! (September 29 at 10 pm, to be exact). I’m totally freaking out! I can barely contain my excitement. Yes, I know it is extremely embarrassing that I’m counting down the hours, but who’s with me?

Jun 17, 2009

Candy Dish: Katie Holmes Gets a Job

• Katie Holmes will dance (if Tom lets her out of the house...) • Bikini waxes cause more than a little pain. • Amy Winehouse's parents are (obviously) worried. • This gives new meaning to party in the back... • Uh, Weird Al is back? And he's still funny! • The Hills causes eating disorders.

May 19, 2009

The Hills: Cowboy Montag Moseys Into Town

Upon meeting Heidi’s dad on last night’s episode of The Hills, I expected a little more from MTV. For instance, I expected a scene out of some sort of Western movie where Mr. Montag walks through swinging saloon doors, gives Spencer a look and then does some fancy moves with the gun in his holster as a tumbleweed blows by.

Apr 28, 2009

The Hills Dabbles in Bible Study

Even though I know full and well that The Hills is all a crock of reality sh*t, I still spend a good chunk of each episode pulling out the proof. For example, if the show were real, then there would be no way Lauren would get to take time off from her internship last minute to jet-set to Hawaii. And if the show were real, that Bible in Spencer’s hand would have been real….and would have burned at his touch.

Apr 20, 2009

The Hills: Is That Bar Really Called “Big Wangs”?

Tonight was a pretty stellar night. First, I worked out next to a total hottie on the elliptical (but didn’t muster up the courage in my sweaty ‘beater to say anything), then I came home and watched an AMAZING episode of Gossip Girl while eating an ice cream sandwich, and then Spencer and Heidi went to therapy.

Apr 14, 2009

The Hills: “I Told Her to Put on Pants”

Please let me take a moment to apologize for a lack of recap on last week’s season premier. I left DVRing up to my mother while I watched MSU get slaughtered in the NCAA championship…. And then came home to find out she doesn’t know how to DVR. (She then backed into my car in the driveway the next morning, which is why I am no longer coming home for Passover...)

Jan 19, 2009

The City: Some Dude Cheats on His Girlfriend

I imagine what the MTV production meeting looked like before tonight’s episode of The City was planned. “Hey guys. We...

Dec 22, 2008

The Hills Finale: Shockers and Drama and Boobs. The Usual.

Before I begin my final recap of The Hills for this season, I would like to give everyone out there...

Dec 1, 2008

The Hills: Why You Bangin’ Justin Bobby?

So, I was gone for a few weeks and missed out on a lot of Hills recapping. I was so...

Oct 20, 2008

The Hills: What the Hell is a Hall Pass?

I’d like to start off this post by apologizing for my absence last week; I was not home for the...

Oct 15, 2008

OMFG: Is LC Leaving The Hills!?

I’m having a breakdown. I can’t breathe. OMG. I am so upset I am eating a slice of cake. Could...

Oct 6, 2008

Hooking Up With A Friend’s Ex-Crush – Where Do You Draw the Line?

We all know that it’s horribly wrong to hook up with your friend’s boyfriend. Or the guy she likes. Or...

Sep 30, 2008

The Hills: Everyone is Crying

Due to the fact that I am a Jew, I had to miss the live episode of The Hills. As...

Sep 8, 2008

The Hills: We’re on Team Brody

Holy drama. It looks like the crew from The Hills is battling the whole “what happens in Vegas stays in...

Sep 8, 2008

Red Carpet Fashion At The 2008 MTV VMAs

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards blew.  The geniuses at MTV have succeded in turning what was once a...

Sep 1, 2008

The Hills Goes Bicoastal

Whew! Tonight’s episode of The Hills really wiped me out. Between all that bicoastal travel and those beers I had...

Aug 26, 2008

The Hills: Spencer and Lo Duke it Out for The Douchebag Award

After watching last night’s episode of The Hills I couldn’t sleep. I was restless. I was angry. I just didn’t...

Apr 22, 2008

The Hills: The Land of Awkward

Last night was overwhelming; between the return of Gossip Girl and another episode of The Hills I just couldn’t stop...

Apr 9, 2008

The Hills: Lauren Dances With the Enemy

My apologies for yet another delayed follow-up to The Hills. It seems that my bed was the only thing I...

Mar 25, 2008

The Hills: From Paris, With Love

Last night was the season premiere of The Hills and all I can say is, wow. I have been counting...

Dec 4, 2007

The Hills: Boring Enough to Actually Be Real

Is it just me, or was last night’s episode of The Hills kinda boring? Not 3-hour-lecture boring; more like this-could-totally-be-a-day-in-my-life...

Nov 27, 2007

The Hills: I Think You Are on Hallucinogenics

I have had enough. While I don’t really love Audrina – she’s not the brightest crayon in the box and...