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Apr 28, 2009

The Hills Dabbles in Bible Study

Even though I know full and well that The Hills is all a crock of reality sh*t, I still spend a good chunk of each episode pulling out the proof. For example, if the show were real, then there would be no way Lauren would get to take time off from her internship last minute to jet-set to Hawaii. And if the show were real, that Bible in Spencer’s hand would have been real….and would have burned at his touch.

Apr 20, 2009

The Hills: Is That Bar Really Called “Big Wangs”?

Tonight was a pretty stellar night. First, I worked out next to a total hottie on the elliptical (but didn’t muster up the courage in my sweaty ‘beater to say anything), then I came home and watched an AMAZING episode of Gossip Girl while eating an ice cream sandwich, and then Spencer and Heidi went to therapy.

Apr 14, 2009

The Hills: “I Told Her to Put on Pants”

Please let me take a moment to apologize for a lack of recap on last week’s season premier. I left DVRing up to my mother while I watched MSU get slaughtered in the NCAA championship…. And then came home to find out she doesn’t know how to DVR. (She then backed into my car in the driveway the next morning, which is why I am no longer coming home for Passover...)

The City: Some Dude Cheats on His Girlfriend

I imagine what the MTV production meeting looked like before tonight’s episode of The City was planned. “Hey guys. We...

The Hills Finale: Shockers and Drama and Boobs. The Usual.

Before I begin my final recap of The Hills for this season, I would like to give everyone out there...

The Hills: Why You Bangin’ Justin Bobby?

So, I was gone for a few weeks and missed out on a lot of Hills recapping. I was so...

Oct 20, 2008

The Hills: What the Hell is a Hall Pass?

I’d like to start off this post by apologizing for my absence last week; I was not home for the...

Oct 15, 2008

OMFG: Is LC Leaving The Hills!?

I’m having a breakdown. I can’t breathe. OMG. I am so upset I am eating a slice of cake. Could...

Oct 6, 2008

Hooking Up With A Friend’s Ex-Crush – Where Do You Draw the Line?

We all know that it’s horribly wrong to hook up with your friend’s boyfriend. Or the guy she likes. Or...

Sep 30, 2008

The Hills: Everyone is Crying

Due to the fact that I am a Jew, I had to miss the live episode of The Hills. As...

Sep 8, 2008

The Hills: We’re on Team Brody

Holy drama. It looks like the crew from The Hills is battling the whole “what happens in Vegas stays in...

Sep 8, 2008

Red Carpet Fashion At The 2008 MTV VMAs

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards blew.  The geniuses at MTV have succeded in turning what was once a...

Sep 1, 2008

The Hills Goes Bicoastal

Whew! Tonight’s episode of The Hills really wiped me out. Between all that bicoastal travel and those beers I had...

Aug 26, 2008

The Hills: Spencer and Lo Duke it Out for The Douchebag Award

After watching last night’s episode of The Hills I couldn’t sleep. I was restless. I was angry. I just didn’t...

Apr 22, 2008

The Hills: The Land of Awkward

Last night was overwhelming; between the return of Gossip Girl and another episode of The Hills I just couldn’t stop...