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The Situation is Headed to Rehab and We Know Why

Break out the tissues, folks, we've got some news that has Lifetime Original Movie written all over it. The Situation is headed to rehab for "substance abuse." And because celebrity gossip just wouldn't be as fun without some mystery and sketchy details, the "substance" remains a secret.

Mar 21, 2012

Candy Dish: I'm a Survivor

•Stand up for yourself in 2012The Situation can't seem to stay out of trouble •Get to know Lana Del ReyTeen heartthrobs of 1999 •Are you ready for new Madonna? •What do guys think of feminism?

Jan 13, 2012

5 Reasons Why I Still Watch Jersey Shore

It's hard to believe they are already on their fifth season, but people (myself included) will definitely tune in to watch. If you're still not convinced that this show is worth an hour of your time, allow me list some reasons why it is.

Jan 4, 2012

Oct 18, 2011

Candy Dish: Drinking for the Job

•How Rooney Mara got the most coveted role in HollywoodThese guys could get me to watch more football •Why won't these celebrities just go away already •The Situation proves he's even more of a d-bag and tries to cut the Apple line •Solutions to common issues, using household items •Dressing for the unpredictable fall weather •'s a Zombie Wedding Cake

Oct 13, 2011

Candy Dish: Adults Behaving Badly

•Our favorite young at heart filmsScarlett Johansson gets her justice •There's such a thing as a couture lollipop....and it's made by The Situation •Makeup mistakes happen to even the pretties of celebs •Flattering ways to wear bright makeup •You can survive midterms! •Urkel is that you??

Aug 18, 2011

Candy Dish: There's a…Situation

Abercrombie is embarrassed by The Situation •Wear pink without looking like Barbie •This is why you should think twice about plastic surgery •Our favorite TV and movie couplesGuess who's trying to make bank on shoes like J. Simpson •How to do your own salon quality manicureImportant instructions for life

Aug 10, 2011

Candy Dish: Bad in Any Language

Guess who The Situation tries to Italian •What if you want sex more than he does? •First date outfit ideas that he'll notice •How to cope when you have a bad haircutRihanna no longer looks like Ronald McDonald •Fox News gets surprisingly feminist on us •Wooo, Sally Hansen has her own version of Crackle nailpolish

Jun 30, 2011

They're Baacck: Vinny, Ronnie, and the Situation Return to Jersey

For the past few weeks, the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has been filming the 4th season of the show in Florence, Italy. Since the city of Florence had all these weird rules about the show filming (no filming inside nightclubs, no filming people drinking, etc...), it's no surprise that MTV decided to bring the cast back to Seaside Heights to film an episode or two. While we're used to seeing the infamous MVP (Mike, Vinny, and Pauly D), Pauly's nowhere to be seen in these pics, so enjoy these ridiculous new shots of MV... R.

May 13, 2011

The Situation's Got Himself a Confrontation

So we all know that The Situation is a grade A douchelord. He stirs up sh*t, he treats women like garbage and he takes off his shirt everywhere he goes. (Come on, now! There's a time a place for those sorts of shenanigans.) And it looks like we're not the only ones who think that.

May 5, 2011

The Situation Has Landed Himself a New Situation

Worried that the fourth season of The Jersey Shore to be filmed in Italy will be the last? Well, worry not more. Because there's one Jerseyite that won't be leaving MTV just yet. According to PopEater, The Situation has signed a deal with MTV to film a yet undetermined pilot. But viewers should expect to see the show on their TVs within the next year.

Apr 5, 2011

Katie Couric is Out at CBS News – Send in the Replacements!

As most people know, unless you live under a rock, Katie Couric is leaving CBS. Which begs the question, who watches CBS News anyway is going to take her spot?

Mar 24, 2011

Which Jersey Shore Juicehead is the Best Smush in Seaside? [POLL]

The time has come to put away the self tanner and slow down the fist pumping. Tonight is the season finale of Jersey Shore. Waaaaah (Snooki voice). Season 3 of everyone's guilty pleasure has brought us a lot of drama, a lot of toilet issues (from Deena's constipation to JWoww's public urination to Ronnie's bowel movements on steroids), and a LOT of smushing.