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Break out the tissues, folks, we've got some news that has Lifetime Original Movie written all over it. The Situation is headed to rehab for "substance abuse." And because celebrity gossip just wouldn't be as fun without some mystery and sketchy details, the "substance" remains a secret.
It's hard to believe they are already on their fifth season, but people (myself included) will definitely tune in to watch. If you're still not convinced that this show is worth an hour of your time, allow me list some reasons why it is.
•How Rooney Mara got the most coveted role in Hollywood •These guys could get me to watch more football •Why won't these celebrities just go away already •The Situation proves he's even more of a d-bag and tries to cut the Apple line •Solutions to common issues, using household items •Dressing for the unpredictable fall weather •Whoa...it's a Zombie Wedding Cake
•Our favorite young at heart films •Scarlett Johansson gets her justice •There's such a thing as a couture lollipop....and it's made by The Situation •Makeup mistakes happen to even the pretties of celebs •Flattering ways to wear bright makeup •You can survive midterms! •Urkel is that you??
•Abercrombie is embarrassed by The Situation •Wear pink without looking like Barbie •This is why you should think twice about plastic surgery •Our favorite TV and movie couples •Guess who's trying to make bank on shoes like J. Simpson •How to do your own salon quality manicure •Important instructions for life
•Guess who The Situation tries to woo....in Italian •What if you want sex more than he does? •First date outfit ideas that he'll notice •How to cope when you have a bad haircut •Rihanna no longer looks like Ronald McDonald •Fox News gets surprisingly feminist on us •Wooo, Sally Hansen has her own version of Crackle nailpolish
For the past few weeks, the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has been filming the 4th season of the show in Florence, Italy. Since the city of Florence had all these weird rules about the show filming (no filming inside nightclubs, no filming people drinking, etc...), it's no surprise that MTV decided to bring the cast back to Seaside Heights to film an episode or two. While we're used to seeing the infamous MVP (Mike, Vinny, and Pauly D), Pauly's nowhere to be seen in these pics, so enjoy these ridiculous new shots of MV... R.
So we all know that The Situation is a grade A douchelord. He stirs up sh*t, he treats women like garbage and he takes off his shirt everywhere he goes. (Come on, now! There's a time a place for those sorts of shenanigans.) And it looks like we're not the only ones who think that.
Worried that the fourth season of The Jersey Shore to be filmed in Italy will be the last? Well, worry not more. Because there's one Jerseyite that won't be leaving MTV just yet. According to PopEater, The Situation has signed a deal with MTV to film a yet undetermined pilot. But viewers should expect to see the show on their TVs within the next year.
As most people know, unless you live under a rock, Katie Couric is leaving CBS. Which begs the question, who
watches CBS News anyway is going to take her spot?
The time has come to put away the self tanner and slow down the fist pumping. Tonight is the season finale of Jersey Shore. Waaaaah (Snooki voice). Season 3 of everyone's guilty pleasure has brought us a lot of drama, a lot of toilet issues (from Deena's constipation to JWoww's public urination to Ronnie's bowel movements on steroids), and a LOT of smushing.