Vonn's dating history isn't nearly as extensive as her skiing career.
Remember when Napoleon Dynamite came out and Napoleon's favorite animal was a liger and everyone was all what is that?!
Maybe it's because I'm done with finals and I have nothing to worry about. Maybe it's because all of my favorite TV shows are going on hiatus. Maybe it's because I zoomed through my blogs too quickly this week, but I have to say, I've come to a sad realization. Celebrity scandal is dead.
If you’re on Facebook and haven’t “un-friended” your ex in a fit of rage, then you still have the luxury of knowing when he’s moved on and whom he’s moved on with. We all dread the moment we see an ex, (or in my experience my actual boyfriend at the time…yup, true story), tagged in a questionable photo with a new girl, fearing that the dreaded in a relationship heart will be the next step. see an ex, (or in my experience my actual boyfriend at the time…yup, true story), tagged in a questionable photo with a new girl, fearing that the dreaded in a relationship heart will be the next step.
2010 was a year of infinite life lessons, courtesy of celebrities everywhere and impeccable tabloid coverage. Whether you realized it or not, high-profile snafus paved the way for your own indiscretions- showing you what works...and what'll land you on the cover of Us Weekly next to a salacious headline.
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on 'American Idol,' design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.
2010 was a year of infinite life lessons, courtesy of celebrities everywhere and impeccable tabloid coverage. Whether you realized it or not, high-profile snafus paved the way for your own indiscretions- showing you what works...and what'll land you on the cover of Us Weekly next to a salacious headline.
I've always been very sexually charged in relationships (and again, very safe and exclusive) and even more so on my own. I can still remember my first orgasm like it was yesterday and how I repeated that feeling over and over every day when I was "showering" from age twelve on. I think it got even crazier with my first serious boyfriend in college. I'd had boyfriends but never got intimate with them and then I started mixing alcohol with romance.
Ahh finally some buzz among the Hollywood hills! The past few weeks have been a bit dull, but now we're back in action. Elin and Tiger are officially dunzo, Lindsay Lohan is a free woman, and Heidi Montag has sex tapes! It's been an eventful week, but thank goodness because I was running out of things to talk about!
Somebody didn't get to eat their Cracker Jacks for breakfast this year and has a raging and swollen case of the 'crabby pants.' That somebody is Mel Gibson. But crabby pants might be an understatement. The man is absolutely reserving the Presidential Suite at the Loopy Inn.
• Eliminate frizzy hair in under 2 minutes! • Uh oh, Tiger Woods. Is there a secret LOVE CHILD?! • A tomboy's guide to summer style. • Wanna try red lipstick? Roxy Olin shares her faves. • Are Bristol and Levi back together? • The most disturbing Gaga news we've seen yet.
• Simon Monjack found dead in his home. • Kelly Bensimon says funny things. • 5 reasons ANTM is better these days. • Elin Nordegren hits Tiger where it hurts. • 5 songs that should be retired from the big screen. • Teen idols then (hot) and now (well, see for yourself).
Stories of unfaithful celebrity husbands and the graphic details of their infidelities seem to be spreading faster than oil in the Gulf. But while we hear plenty about the unfaithful -- or rumored unfaithful -- why is it we never hear much about famous philandering females?
• Does Chelsea Handler have a sex tape? • Wait, how many women did Tiger sleep with?! • Some people are really (REALLY) stupid. • How did we miss the news of Sandra's divorce? • Justin Bieber's got a secret! • Katie Holmes gets a job. Finally.
• How Hollywood cheaters woo their mistresses. • The best products out there for reducing frizz. • Chelsea Handler lets us get up close and personal. • The Jersey Shore is heading back to the Jersey Shore. • Let the Glee world domination continue! • Is the cost of living higher for single women?
Well, that was fast. Nike debuted Tiger Woods' ad this morning, and just hours later, people are already uploading plenty of remix fodder. The original Woods ad has already stirred up controversy -- it features a silent Woods gazing at the camera while the voice of his late father Earl does the talking. Whether you found it creepy or touching, we've rounded up some of the funniest remixed commercial videos.
• Jessica Simpson lets it all hang out on Marie Claire. • Is Rihanna getting married? • So, Avon makes jewelry. And it's awesome. • Yet another woman for Tiger Woods. When will it end!? • Ugh, and now Tiki Barber, too? • International Pillow Fight Day is awesome.
• And this time he lets people ask him questions! • What song was #1 the day you were born? • Kal Penn's leaving the White House. • American University student journalist starts a firestorm. • Some of the dumbest things we've seen all week. • Um, Gwen, what are you wearing?!
• What sorts of crazy is MJ's doctor spewing now!? • Donald Trump defends cheating bastards. • 8 signs he's a keeper. • Brody Jenner chose her over me?! Waaaah (Snooki voice) • 10 perfect black bags under $100 • Tiger Woods is committed to his marriage. For real this time.
• What could Tiger Woods' kindergarten teacher have to say? • Give that old sweater some new life. • Lilo gets drunk. Falls. Yet again. • Can Two and a Half Men survive sans Charlie? • This. is. awesome. • It's time to stop talking about dudes, Jessica Simpson.
• It pays to be a Tiger mistress. • Everyone wants a piece of Gabby Sidibe. • Hm. Something about this story seems a little weird... • Anna Paquin: starved for attention? • 5 online-only stores you must visit NOW. • No one messes with Chelsea Handler. NO ONE.
Somehow in the past year it became common practice for famous husbands to cheat on their wives (multiple times) and drag them through an insane media circus culminating in a trip to rehab.
Don't waste your time in the grocery store checkout line staring at last week's gossip (use it to stare that the other odd things they've got hanging up there....foot file? Next to the food? Ew). Here's your gossip cheat sheet of the week: the biggest Hollywood stories and, just for good measure, a little pinch of not-so-big Hollywood stories.
• House approves huge changes to student loans! • Usher is really nice to Justin Bieber. • Fun, alternative uses for all your jewels. • Tiger Woods golfs, speaks to the press. • 5 reasons to date your BFF. • Michelle McGee clarifies a few things....
If you're not a huge gossiper/have a subscription to every tabloid/read the gossip blogs religiously/understand the issue that is Suri Cruise's choice in footwear, it's hard to understand what all your crazy, celebrity-obsessed friends are talking about. I mean, it's hard enough to tell the Jonas Brothers apart - how does anyone keep up with Britney Spears' relationship status (are they on? off? on? is she shaving her head again?!)?
• See how people cure those nasty hangovers around the world! • Is Jennifer Aniston's movie a flop? • OK, so Britney isn't single? • Fun ways to work your jewelry. • Oh. My. God. Tiger is a dirty, nasty man. • Snooki's in trouble!
I was tucked into bed on Wednesday night (well…technically Thursday morning since it was 1 am) flipping through the channels on TV to decide on a good bedtime story for my roommate and I. After the usual Sex and the City disappointment, “UGH we JUST saw this episode” we were thrilled to stumble across our second favorite show: The Millionaire Matchmaker.
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on American Idol, design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad...but the getting there is tough.
Is anyone else slightly concerned March is nipping at our ankle booties? I can't believe February has gone by so fast. It seems like only yesterday I was crying into a heart shaped tray of chocolates and shopping for cats online. (OK, so maybe I was...)
There are so many things you can do to brighten your public image as a celebrity: volunteer work; stay out of the tabloids; or maybe (for the benefit of society) just staying out of the public eye for a while, laying low, keeping to yourself. None of which Chris Breezy is doing, and homeboy could use all the help he can get in improving his image.
No matter what your stance on Tiger Woods (and I'm sure you have one, seeing as you can't turn on any television, computer or mobile phone without being blasted with his scandal) at least we can all agree on one factor: his televised apology was bleak. It was really bad. Chris Brown bad.
• Big changes coming for credit cards! • What did Tiger really say today? • Hilary Duff's gettin' married! • Wanna be a better lover? • Baby animal photos make Friday even better! • Mitt Romney vs. LMFAO?!
So Tiger Woods has finally spoken. And after six weeks of silence and rehab (and a break from all that sexting, I hope), homeboy went on for a full fourteen minutes this morning. It was calculated, practiced and the same BS I expected: he feels bad, it's inexcusable, he felt entitled, yada, yada, yada.
• Looks like Elin doesn't want to hear Tiger's apology. • Your Olympic skiing crash of the day. • Judge gives Chris Brown a pat on the back. • Super cuteness (and cheapness) from The Gap. • Spencer wants plastic surgery. Is there a procedure for douche baggery? • Victoria's Secret foundation: a test drive.
• Celebrity sightings at the Super Bowl. • Why do we eat salad? • Oh no! Is Stabler leaving SVU?! • Single women don't need to survive V-day. • He's replacing Simon Cowell!? • Tiger and Elin reunite!
