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Aug 9, 2009

Overheard: Making Rainbows

(Old people sitting down in a restaurant.) Old Lady: Oh, in my industry, we only have one joke. Customers ask, 'Which vacuum is the best?' And I say, 'Oh, they all suck.' Ha! Ha ha ha!

Dec 2, 2008

Candy Dish: Dorota, You’re A Star!

Spotted: Dorota getting her own TV show?! An arrest for the murders of Jennifer Hudson’s family members. All I want...

Nov 13, 2008

Love Em or Hate Em: High Waisted Jeans

Remember when jeans came in Low, Super Low, Extra Low, and Dangerously Low? Yeah. Those could all be summed up...

Candy Dish: Madonna’s Got Some Secrets

Madonna’s secret recordings (no, they are not sex tapes!). Forget the girl with her heart on her sleeve; wear your...

Oct 20, 2008

An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

Dear Mr. Thong Inventor, I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large...

He Said/She Said: Are Thongs Really The Way To Go?

Society has been telling us for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong....

Jul 23, 2008

Jul 18, 2008

In America, This Would Get You a Dating Show…

The Chilean police have arrested a woman who tried to perform a “routine” outside the presidential palace. Though the government...

Jul 16, 2008

McCain vs. Obama: War vs. Peace? Come now, It Can’t Be That Simple (and more)

It’s time for the news with Kandy Korrespondent! Well as the national presidential race gets into full swing it seems...

Jun 30, 2008

Smack Underwear: Don’t Buy It (Or Your Butt Will Hate You)

Rather than doing my laundry I often find it fun to buy new things…particularly underwear. I know I’m not the...

Apr 1, 2008

Do It Yourself (Kinda) Lingerie

Until sorta recently, I was never one for matching my bra to my undies, let alone buy super sexy lingerie....

Mar 1, 2008

Keep Your Privates to Yourself (buy a strapless thong)

Last weekend when I was out enjoying an evening at the bar (read: getting wasted in honor of…well, in honor...

Feb 11, 2008

Please, Nobody Say The Word “Jugs”: Introducing The Booze Bra

At last: all my social problems have been resolved. Gone, for me, are the days of shyness, the empty nights,...

Jan 17, 2008

Hillary Clinton Is the Democratic Tracy Flick?

• Hillary exposes her inner Tracy Flick in this video. • Spencer & Heidi will have a fake wedding after...