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Overheard: Making Rainbows
(Old people sitting down in a restaurant.) Old Lady: Oh, in my industry, we only have one joke. Customers ask, 'Which vacuum is the best?' And I say, 'Oh, they all suck.' Ha! Ha ha ha!
Candy Dish: Dorota, You’re A Star!
Spotted: Dorota getting her own TV show?! An arrest for the murders of Jennifer Hudson’s family members. All I want...
Love Em or Hate Em: High Waisted Jeans
Remember when jeans came in Low, Super Low, Extra Low, and Dangerously Low? Yeah. Those could all be summed up...
Candy Dish: Madonna’s Got Some Secrets
Madonna’s secret recordings (no, they are not sex tapes!). Forget the girl with her heart on her sleeve; wear your...
An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong
Dear Mr. Thong Inventor, I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large...
He Said/She Said: Are Thongs Really The Way To Go?
Society has been telling us for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong....
In America, This Would Get You a Dating Show…
The Chilean police have arrested a woman who tried to perform a “routine” outside the presidential palace. Though the government...
McCain vs. Obama: War vs. Peace? Come now, It Can’t Be That Simple (and more)
It’s time for the news with Kandy Korrespondent! Well as the national presidential race gets into full swing it seems...
Smack Underwear: Don’t Buy It (Or Your Butt Will Hate You)
Rather than doing my laundry I often find it fun to buy new things…particularly underwear. I know I’m not the...
Do It Yourself (Kinda) Lingerie
Until sorta recently, I was never one for matching my bra to my undies, let alone buy super sexy lingerie....
Keep Your Privates to Yourself (buy a strapless thong)
Last weekend when I was out enjoying an evening at the bar (read: getting wasted in honor of…well, in honor...
Please, Nobody Say The Word “Jugs”: Introducing The Booze Bra
At last: all my social problems have been resolved. Gone, for me, are the days of shyness, the empty nights,...
Hillary Clinton Is the Democratic Tracy Flick?
• Hillary exposes her inner Tracy Flick in this video. • Spencer & Heidi will have a fake wedding after...
