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Aug 26, 2009

Just How Hard Is It To Burn Those Extra Calories?

So the fall semester is rolling round again. For you freshies that means the dreaded “Freshman 15." For the rest of us it means the shame of gaining an undisclosed amount of weight even though we are supposed to be “adjusted” and know how to stay healthy while we’re away from home.

Aug 24, 2009

Back To School: Drink Yourself Some New Friends

Drinking games have long been a superb way of breaking the ice with new people (seriously, nothing sets a casual, friendly atmosphere like chugging shots at 3pm), but how do you move beyond the old favorites?

Jul 26, 2009

The Morning After: Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

It was one of the many nights when I should have stayed in and done homework, but decided/was forced to go out with my roommates for a night of belligerence. Standard.

Warning: Do Not Mix With Alcohol

I'm not good at much - just ask my IM volleyball team - but if there is one thing I've mastered in my lifetime, it's the art of drinking. It's not like it came naturally; I've devoted much of my adult life to hitting the bottle. It's been a lot of hard work, dry heaves and hairs of the dogs that bit me, but I am finally a boozing master.

The Funnest of Fun Summer Cocktails

Whether you're working it at a beach barbecue or a hot club, a cool drink in your hand is a necessity. There are the old standby's like Jack & Coke, cranberry & vodka, and Corona with lime (oh, so many memories...er...lack of memories) that are guaranteed to get you through the evening.

Jun 8, 2009

An Open Letter To “That” Girl

Dear Drunk Girl, Hi sweetie. Long time no see. I take that back. I saw you last Friday. Same place, same hazy look in your eyes, different black dress that falls down to expose your bra. This one doesn’t have vomit on it… yet! Congratulations.

Apr 24, 2009

Why Are High Schoolers So Dumb?

When I was in high school we passed our time driving around and prank calling boys. High School kids today are pretty much the same, except replace "driving around" with "choking themselves to get high" and change "prank calling boys" to "sending naked pictures to boys."

Feb 15, 2009

The Pissed List: It’s All Too Much

[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff....

Feb 7, 2009

It’s Almost My 21st Birthday, Now What?

It seems like just yesterday that I was anxiously twirling around in pink tights and a princess crown through some...

Jan 25, 2009

Overheard: Did He Really Say That?

[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus....

Dec 4, 2008

Everyone’s Getting Fired! We Need to Laugh.

So, today is a pretty crappy day in the real world. Three major companies fired a lot of people: MTV,...

Nov 5, 2008

Kickin’ My Habit: The Smokers Diary Week 2

[Our writer, Kelly, has made it her goal to quit smoking and share her experiences with you. We have been...

Oct 28, 2008

We’ve All Been There: Over the Toilet Bowl

[It doesn’t matter what school you go to, what state it is in, how big it is, whether it is...

Oct 25, 2008

Not-So-College Cocktail Recipes

Just because you’re a college student doesn’t mean you have to drink like one. I mean, come on; vodka and...

Oct 20, 2008

A Fall Twist on a Frozen Favorite: The Pumpkin Mudslide

The leaves are changing color, Halloween and Thanksgiving are just around the corner, and the frozen drinks of summer are...