Worst walk of shame...ever.
Will there be a hoard of immature frat guys clapping as you exit? Will you accidentally leave something at the scene of the crime? Will you seriously have to walk miles to your home? Perhaps. This is where your expectations might not meet with reality.
There may come a time in your life when you wake up in a stranger's bed, last night's glittery eyeshadow caked on, hair in an untamed state and someone next to you who may or may not have been worth hooking up with. Before the hangover can set in, you decide that you need to vacate the premises immediately, because you have no interest in exchanging words.
Misery loves company right? Well good news, even the rich and famous have their walk-of-shame moments.
• Olivia Wilde caught doing the walk of shame • 15 skills every woman should master • Reese Witherspoon shows off her curvier beach bod. Sex-ay! • Did you catch the girl on girl action on The Bachelor last night? • Kim flies to Dallas to save Khloe
It’s no secret that we at CollegeCandy gladly embrace all the menswear-inspired fashion trends, especially the boyfriend blazer, boyfriend shirt and a reliable pair of boyfriend jeans. Time and time again, each of these wardrobe pieces have proven themselves to be reliable, versatile and sure to make a good impression. You know, all the things we wish our actual boyfriends would be.
Recently Ben & Jerry’s released an ice cream flavor called “Schweddy Balls”, based off a Saturday Night Live sketch. I thought it was hilarious. Parents thought it was awful. A parent group is protesting the flavor because they think it’s vulgar. Well guess what, parent group? If you are going to prevent your kid from eating ice cream because it has a vulgar name, then your kid is totally going to go wild when they go off to college.
Who didn't grow up with Shel Silverstien poems? Most of us read him at bedtime (and by read him, I mean our mom or dad did) and even talked about him in our english classes. Although Silverstien passed away in 1999, his family is releasing a posthumous collection titled "Every Thing On It". With the late great Shel in mind I have written you all a college/one-night-stand inspired poem to get you in the spirit. You're welcome.
There isn’t anything much better than hanging out on the quad on a sunny day. It’s probably a good thing all of the following didn’t come together at once, otherwise I’d be pushing super senior status right now...
•Are you coming to our Summer Party next week????!! •Men like cuddling more than women •7 easy ways to glam up the walk of shame •How to have a recession proof relationship •Mmmm...Draco Malfoy is yummy •The original Batman is making a cameo in the newest reboot •How to get the bronzed babe look
So there’s been a lot of talk here on CollegeCandy lately about slut shaming, casual sex, and what exactly defines a girl as “whorey.” Instead of clearing all of that up for you with this post, I’m probably just going to create another grey area, but hey, that’s what life is all about, isn’t it?
The random hook up. Probably the only thing more common at a college party than drunk people screaming to Journey. That's why people are there, isn't it? That's why we girls spend hours picking out outfits that are sexy without being too slutty, and risking third degree burns with a flat iron.