"From the guy at the store who couldn't stop looking"
I guess that's one way to handle it...
Somehow, he doesn't get why a 21-year age difference should have mattered.
This adds a whole new level to "scary movies"...
Her child was abducted, but not harmed.
Only in Texas.
Sir... that's not what that's for...
WTF is wrong with people?!
We're a really weird species.
This is so bizarre.
The United States is doomed.
This wasn't the only drama on the flight.
America's legislative ridiculousness at its finest.