Time to get boozy.
It's a Christmas miracle!
Science, coming in hot!
Better switch to 🍷 ASAP!
CAN WE LIVE WITH YOU!?
Bonus: you'll rack up those flight miles.
Ok, maybe you can freak out just a little bit.
No corskcrew? No problem.
There goes my summer diet.
Red, white, blue (and better than you).
Now you'll never have to drink alone again.