According to the too-good-looking newscasters on CNN this morning, when people were asked whether they'd rather have a million dollars or the perfect body, over 20% of people chose the perfect body. Pretty crazy, right?
Would you rather date John Mayer or hear Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" on repeat every time you were gettin' sexy with a boy?
strong>Would You Rather win an insane shopping spree for a totally brand new back-to-school wardrobe OR get to sit down and chat with your favorite celebrity (dead or alive) for five minutes? Things to Consider: these, this, touching Justin Bieber's hair (!!!!) or, you know, talking to someone you love.
Would you rather be the next Bachelorette OR be a judge on Top Chef? Things to Consider: 25 guys vying for your love, romantic dates in exotic locations, gourmet food, eating...for a living.
You know those hermits you hear about that live in caves, hunt wild animals, and never cut their beards? Well, whenever I come home during a break from school, I give them a run for their money (minus the wild animal and beard parts - I like my meat cooked and my face fuzz-free). When I'm home, I hang out with my family and might make it to lunch with some friends a few times, but that's pretty much the extent of my human interaction.
Would you rather be single with no options on the horizon or have a major crush? Things to consider: Not knowing what he's thinking, waiting for him to call, total freedom of being completely single.
Would you rather eat 5 rotten cheese slices or lick a dirty toilet? Things to Consider: Rotten cheese, 5 pieces of rotten cheese, the way a frat house toilet looks on a Monday morning.
Would You Rather go to the bathroom at the end of an amazing date and realize your nipple had been showing the whole time thanks to your new low cut top OR realize you sent your fantastic date a text, meant for your best friend, describing all the graphic things you wanted to do to him?
Would You Rather have an unpaid summer internship with a boss like Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada or a summer job making bank as a nanny for the brattiest group of triplets you can imagine?
Would You Rather there be a beer that had zero calories or a beer that didn't give you a hangover the next day? Things to Consider: Beer gut, how many calories are in a $1 pitcher, the way you feel at 9am on Sunday morning.
Would you rather be the dumper or the dumpee? Things to Consider: post-break up weight gain, telling your friends you got dumped, extreme guilt, changing your relationship status on Facebook.
Would You Rather find out that your new boyfriend was obsessed with your best friend for a year before he met you OR find out that your new boyfriend actually hated everything about you when you first met?
Would You Rather be locked in a room with Spencer Pratt (yes, crystals and all) OR Jenny Humphrey?
Would You Rather be able to go back in time and fix a mistake you made and possibly change the course of your life OR get a glimpse of your future but not be able to change anything about it?
Only 2.5 more days to the weekend. Only 2.5 more days to the weekend. That's it. It's almost here. Not that it matters. It's not like my weekends are filled with True Life marathons and mid-morning naps anymore. With the end of the school year creeping up on me, I've got papers and reading and tests up the wazoo.