The 50 Shades of Grey mommy porn movie has been plagued by rumors for months that the two leads have 0% chemistry… and unfortunately, the new trailer proves it. If you were planning on spending Valentine’s Day getting all hot and bothered at the movie theatre, it looks like you’re going to have to find a new way to celebrate (may I suggest reading any other book ever written).
Prepare for a lot of lip biting, awkward moments, and the opportunity to feel incredibly uncomfortable (and not in the fun kind of way). On the upside? There’s going to be a sick soundtrack featuring Queen Bey, and you won’t have to see Dakota Johnson in the worst dress of all time. The downside? I have more chemistry with my favorite bottle of wine than the 50 Shades leads have with each other.