Let these stories of spring break gone bad be cautionary tales so your vacation doesn't turn into a nightmare.
Dibs on all the golden retriever puppies now, please.
As long as you keep it limited to a single cocktail, you'll look your best, according the journal of Alcohol and Alcoholism.
If you hate everything happening in your closet once it comes time to start packing, you can still make the necessary purchases to improve your spreak
The doc premiered at Sundance, and it will air on HBO on March 23rd (so start bugging your mom to figure out your HBO Go password now).
Mar 3, 2015
Youths under 30 only have to shell out $9.99, but you could use that for Spotify or Starbucks, and that sounds far superior.
Mar 3, 2015
The floral dresses in your closet seem to mocking your pasty skin. Your sandals are totally making fun of your feet, which haven't seen a pedicure chair in ages. And your hair, which used to be bouncy and beautiful, is as dull as your last Tinder date.
But seriously, who could resist gorgeous clothing and beautiful babies? Certainly not me.
It's much darker than "Take Me to Church," but you'll still play it on repeat and dream about the day Hozier will fall for you.
What's better than one T. Swizzle song? Two, obviously, combined in a dance party worthy jam.
Is your favorite new hairstyle sweeping the nation the man bun? It’s understandable, as lumbersexuals are the best of both...
I'm not talking hideous backpacks or tiny purses that can barely fit anything -- you need the perfect bag that can go from the library to impromptu happy hour down the street.
If you love wine, you'll take it any way you can get it. Straight from the bottle if it's a particularly rough night, lukewarm in a Solo cup, and if you're seriously desperate, you'll even slap the bag.
Was sex ed at your school beyond awkward? To make up for lost time, you should immediately enroll at Boston University for their Harry Potter sex class to spice things up.
Sorry, dudes, but Isis is not Sleeping Beauty's real names, and Mulan definitely isn't a redhead.
Show your support for the two rogue llamas with these awesome accessories.
Were you more of a Jessica or Elizabeth Wakefield?
No matter what your drink of choice is, there's a matching accessory.
Just like Harry Potter, there might be a secret subway platform in New York City.
If you're looking for a band that's so soulful, JJ Grey + Mofro is for you.
Grab a frozen OJ, find that tropical rum you've been saving (read: didn't really want to drink), and create the perfect combination of tropical and tasty.
It looks like they were inspired by Patricia Arquette's Oscars speech, just like Meryl.
I guess she's never seen Catfish.
Leave your mark on your dorm room with ~inspirational~ Sylvia Plath graffiti.
After Giuliana Rancic insulted Zendaya's dreadlocks, she issued a non-apology. This one is the real thing.
Are you looking to meet the Christian Grey of your deepest, darkest fantasies? Now you can -- at the group exercise class that's based on Fifty Shades of Grey.
"I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.'"
Honorable Mention: Tammy #1 and #2, Bobby Newport, and Ethel Beavers, who you wish was your granny.
Benji Madden is declaring his love for Cameron Diaz, but instead of wearing his heart on his sleeve he's wearing her name on his chest.
Zendaya, who looks like a Disney princess and is best-known for being a star on the channel, debuted a new look at the Academy Awards.
Nick Jonas makes Kanye West boy band worthy.
Maybe they can go back to being frenemies.
Nutella the dog just can't stop dancing.
They're bringing new meaning to awkward family photos.