Was sex ed at your school beyond awkward? To make up for lost time, you should immediately enroll at Boston University for their Harry Potter sex class to spice things up.
Sorry, dudes, but Isis is not Sleeping Beauty's real names, and Mulan definitely isn't a redhead.
Show your support for the two rogue llamas with these awesome accessories.
Were you more of a Jessica or Elizabeth Wakefield?
No matter what your drink of choice is, there's a matching accessory.
Just like Harry Potter, there might be a secret subway platform in New York City.
If you're looking for a band that's so soulful, JJ Grey + Mofro is for you.
Grab a frozen OJ, find that tropical rum you've been saving (read: didn't really want to drink), and create the perfect combination of tropical and tasty.
It looks like they were inspired by Patricia Arquette's Oscars speech, just like Meryl.
Leave your mark on your dorm room with ~inspirational~ Sylvia Plath graffiti.
After Giuliana Rancic insulted Zendaya's dreadlocks, she issued a non-apology. This one is the real thing.
Are you looking to meet the Christian Grey of your deepest, darkest fantasies? Now you can -- at the group exercise class that's based on Fifty Shades of Grey.
"I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.'"
Honorable Mention: Tammy #1 and #2, Bobby Newport, and Ethel Beavers, who you wish was your granny.