Fall is right around the corner. The days are getting shorter, the nights are getting cooler – which means it’s almost Basic Bitch o’clock.
Basic Bitch O’Clock is the time of year (late September to Thanksgiving) that basic girls live for. I hate to break it you, but leaves, layers, and Starbuck’s Pumpkin Spice Lattes are going to show up on your Instagram, Facebook, and Tumblr for the next few months.
Joffrey’s worse – but not by much.
While you can avoid some basic girls on social media, you may not be able to avoid them on the street or around campus. Most of the time, they’re in packs of 4-6 so you can easily spot the gang at least 400 feet away and take it upon yourself to warn the herd to quickly move on to more interesting pastures.
However, if by chance, this girl is without her fellow basics, wandering the streets alone, here are some helpful tips to spot her and run far far far away before catching a whiff of her basicness.
But hey, basic girls aren’t all bad. They do serve a higher purpose:
How To Spot A Basic Bitch This Fall
