Last week we saw a guy’s booty call get rejected after he accidentally texted the girl he wanted to hookup with that he was going to go “balls deep.” This week, we meet Jordan McNelly, a guy who found out his girlfriend was cheating on him after she accidentally texted him with the details.
Two days ago, McNelly received a text from his girlfriend Zoe asking for advice on how she should handle her sidepiece. The couple had been together for the past two years and the text was clearly for anyone other than him.
“I’m literally so anxious right now,” the text started. “I’ve been seeing this guy behind Jordan’s back and we had really important plans TOMORROW Bc [sic] Jordan was suppose [sic] to be at work and then he texts me and said I don’t have work TOMORROW and I don’t wanna let my other guy down.”
She continued, “I told him and he was like ‘I knew you wouldn’t come’ and I feel so bad BC [sic] I’m letting them both down BC [sic] I’m a stupid wh*re and I’m so sad and I already waxed my entire f*cking body to f*ck this dude HELP.”
So yeah, that really sucks.
McNelly shared the message on Twitter with the tweet “When you accidentally tell your boyfriend you’re cheating on him #2yearswithahoe.”
His followup tweets were just as painful.
“I’ve been working 60+ hours a week so we could go to Florida next month & she’s f*cking another dude,” he wrote. “Son I will be damned if I’m going to Florida alone. I deleted everything but she said it was a dream she had and she meant to send it to a friend. Called her a dirty wh*re & said block me back.”
His tweet got more than 53,000 retweets and 238,000 favorites, plus a ton of amazing comments.
So what have we learned today? One, don’t cheat. Two, if you’re going to cheat, don’t text your SO about it. And three, waxing is great! Maybe the latter isn’t a direct a lesson, but we had to end this story on a more positive note.
Good luck Zoe! It looks like you’re gonna need it.
[H/T: Daily Mail]