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Joe Simpson Is Allegedly Gay. Are We Surprised?
Remember when he was busted for drunk driving in August? Now the speculation is that the passenger in the car was Joe’s boyfriend. My head is spinning from all these allegations, but at least now I can rationalize why he always rocks the blonde highlights and hair paste.
Candy Dish: Bah Humbug
•The best (and worst) movie Santas
•We love Dita Von Teese
•How to pull off a cape coat
•Former pop punk royalty Ashlee and Pete are divorced
•Imagining Harry and Pippa as lovers
•Are Americans more risky in bed?

8 of Hollywood’s Worst Kept Secrets
When you think about it (and maybe after 3 cups of coffee, two red bulls and a bowl of cocoa puffs you’d draw this connection too) Hollywood is kind of like a continuation of high school. All the pretty girls get to hang out together and the weird girls get thrown out of the slumber party just because they brought their stuffed elephant named Sammie.
Candy Dish: How to Dress When You Have 8 Kids
• Um yes, a mother of 8 should dress her age
• The secret to why the Social Media Network trailer was so intense
• D-List celebs! They’re just like us!
• Let’s come up with a better term for when we…you know
• 5 trends that you can keep from last fall
• How to budget shop
Is She Really Going Out With Him?
In light of the recent engagement of mesh-shirt-wearing, Twitter-obsessed Michael Lohan and former Jon Gosselin flame Kate Majors (the chick who quit her job at Star Magazine because she had fallen in love with the deadbeat dad), we are forced to wonder: could Kate Major be in the Guinness Book for World Records for having the worst taste in men on this planet?
Let’s Ring in 2010 Without These D-Listers
Every time I turn on the television, pick up a magazine or check my Twitter and favorite gossip websites, there are certain celebrities that just won’t go away. They’re always doing something idiotic or annoying and they make sure we all know about it. These particular celebs have taken over 2009 and I’m not about to let them ruin 2010 for me.
Candy Dish: Heidi Klum Is Not Human
• Seriously, this is what she looks like 6 weeks after giving birth?!
• Is Ashlee Simpson Fall Out Boy’s Yoko Ono?
• Welcome to the fad diets of 2010.
• Taylor Swift is too busy for her fans.
• 11-year-old gives birth…on her wedding day.
• Uh. That’s Lady Gaga? Holy crap.

(Not a) Newsflash: Ashlee Simpson Is Not Talented
To put it bluntly: Melrose Place version 2.0 is a train wreck. And who are we (and the producers) going to point the finger of blame at? Ashlee Simpson, of course. Booed off the stage and now off the set, the girl can’t seem to catch a break. But is anyone really surprised?
Candy Dish: Jessica Simpson Gets Angry!
• Jessica Simpson’s got beef with the CW.
• How does the First Family do Halloween?
• What’s the best sandwich in the USA?
• Are ponchos coming back?
• Is LiLo switching teams again?
• This might be the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all day.
Celebretard Showdown: Ashlee Simpson vs. Jamie Lynn Spears
Those of us who have little sisters know how annoying they can be (haha, love you Chloe!). Those of us who are humans who participate in society know how annoying famous little sisters can be. The most annoying of these are probably Ashlee Simpson (okay, the older sister is just as annoying…if not more so) and Jamie Lynn Spears (well…ditto).
Celebrity Products We Want To See
It seems that every celebrity tries their hand at the retail business. Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Beyonce, and more, put out random clothing lines and perfumes every month.
Candy Dish: Sucks to be Lindsay Lohan
Not a good day to be a Lohan. Or a Simpson, now that we think about it…
Candy Dish: What a Naughty Teacher
Note to self: do not send pornographic pictures to students…
Wait, Melrose Place is comi…
Get The Look: Disc Pendants
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5 Celebs We Can Do Without In 2009
We love celebrities. We also love to hate celebrities. And then there are celebrities that we ju…
Obscure Celebrity Baby Name Predictions: 2009
With the birth of Ashlee Simpson’s Bronx Mowgali and now Lisa Bonet’s Nakoa-Wolf…