Candy Dish: Too Soon
• Will Dakota Fanning star in the film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey?
• Kim K is keeps us guessing about the Kanye romance rumors
• Can Titanic 3D beat the Hunger Games at the box office?
• Is Drew Barrymore sporting a baby bump?
• Nicole Kidman may play iconic actress Grace Kelly
Candy Dish: Celeb College Students Pay $10,000 in Rent?!
• Average college student Dakota Fanning pays 10K a month in rent
• Elton John discusses Whitney’s cocaine addiction
• Rihanna is braless in a blazer, and it looks awesome!
• Britney Spears sells home for $4.2 million
• Punk’d is back! Check out 6 classic pranks from the original
• Who is your favorite movie servant of all time?

Candy Dish: Kris Humphries, Esq.
•Kris Humphries will be his own lawyer in his divorce
•Check out these awesome braiding skills
•Britney Spears offered $10 million to join X Factor
•Pictures of an attractive man, just because
•10 things you should never say in bed
Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: February Edition
I haven’t picked up an issue of Cosmo since, like, 2007, but I still felt an intense sense of deja vu while flipping through it. I am amazed at the way they can regurgitate the same sex tips over and over and over again. Did you know that guys like when you stroke them and suck them at the same time?
Prude Woman Thinks You Should be 18+ to Buy Cosmo
Of all things corrupting the youth of America, the very worst is Cosmopolitan magazine. Sure, it’s the best-selling lifestyle bible of the female demographic, but now that the publication is putting actresses like Dakota Fanning and Selena Gomez on the cover, the printed pamphlet for blended orgasms and all-star blowjobs seems to be catering to a new generation of sexually active females.
Dakota Fanning’s Freshman Palace
Remember when you were a freshman and lived in a dorm that smelled like mildew? Well check out Dakota Fanning’s freshman crib. She has a two-bedroom apartment all to herself. At many colleges, all freshman are required to live on campus, but I guess that doesn’t apply when you’ve been in The Cat in the Hat.
Meet Our Favorite Celebrity Siblings
Dakota Fanning’s little sister, Elle, is making her big blockbuster debut this weekend in Steven Spielberg’s sci-fi Super 8. And it got us to thinking, not only must celebrity siblings have much better closets to steal clothes from (Elle, did you wear my Twilight premiere dress again without asking!?!), but also much more intense sibling rivalry. Suddenly you trying to one-up your sibling by getting straight A’s is looking pretty low key.

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The Gossip Cheat Sheet: Breakups, Sexts and Shiloh’s Tie
If you’re not a huge gossiper/have a subscription to every tabloid/read the gossip blogs religiously/understand the issue that is Suri Cruise’s choice in footwear, it’s hard to understand what all your crazy, celebrity-obsessed friends are talking about. I mean, it’s hard enough to tell the Jonas Brothers apart – how does anyone keep up with Britney Spears’ relationship status (are they on? off? on? is she shaving her head again?!)?
Candy Dish: Britney Hides Out Down Under
• Britney’s pissed off the wrong people!
• Cutest (and oldest) newlyweds EVER.
• Dakota Fanning‘s growin’ up.
• Do you have metabolism problems?
• Bradley Cooper replaces Shia LePoop.
• Lady Gaga is everywhere.
Candy Dish: Adam Lambert Ditches His BF
• Adam Lambert is single! (But still not into us ladies…)
• Dakota Fanning wins the big prize.
• What’s wrong with Elton John!?
• Is fear preventing you from finding love?
• Mel Gibson’s got another baby.
• Robert Pattinson opens up to Vanity Fair (and looks really hot doin’ it).
Candy Dish: Sale On Britney Tickets?
• Looks like no one cares to see Britney Spears perform anymore.
• We want berry lips like Megan Fox.
• Green jobs are best for recent grads.
• Is Miley Cyrus single?
• 14 tips to look better in the buff.
• Oh no. Kristen Stewart is so gonna ruin Dakota Fanning.

The Pissed List: Dakota Fanning Weirds Me out, True or False?
[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal and try not to sweat the small stuff. But somet…