We get it. You're both beautiful humans.
If your invite got lost in the mail like mine, fear not.
Joe Manganiello might be nearing 40 and have a few grey hairs, but he has women of all ages swooning.
It's called (and I wish I was kidding) 'Chocolate City.'
Pony plays in the background while Channing Tatum gyrates. Can I get my tickets now?