The Weekly Ten: John Mayer Isn’t The Worst Guy On Earth

As I’m sure anyone with an internet connection, mobile phone, or the ability to read knows: John Mayer is a tremendous douche bag. In a recent interview with Playboy, he reminds America (as if his Twitter feed wasn’t proof enough) why he is the most irritating dbag on the planet.

Candy Dish: Adopt Me, P. Diddy!

• I want to be P. Diddy’s child.
• Blonde myths debunked.
• Can someone explain what is going on here?
• We need to get to Forever 21 now!
• What the hell are Kanye and Amber Rose wearing!?
• 10 situations to be in with The Situation.

Who Brushes Their Teeth With a Bottle of Jack?

OK, I’ve got one question and one question only…
Who the F is Ke$ha??

Candy Dish: Chris Brown is Getting Angry

• Chris Brown is so over the Rihanna thing, OK?
• Kim Zolciak still thinks she can sing.
• So, Tiger Woods used escorts?
• Students still freaking out about the job hunt.
• P Diddy was an elementary school pimp.
• Time to rock winter’s hottest trends.

Candy Dish: Adam Lambert’s Horny – So What?

• In defense of Adam Lambert’s on-stage BJ.
• Does Emma Watson have a boyfriend?
• Looks like Suri’s picking out her own outfits.
• Kick those bad dating habits to the curb!
• Happy 40th, P Diddy!
• The pics you didn’t see from The Hangover.

Candy Dish: Who’s That Girl?

• Is that….Kim Kardashian??
• Justin Bieber and Diddy = BFF?
• That’s the smallest mom we’ve ever seen.
• Lindsay Lohan is the new Britney Spears.
• Robert Downey Jr. shows off his camel toe…
• What is Amy Winehouse’s newest addiction?

College Candy’s Favorite Celebrities Who Tweet

Ah Twitter.
You know something’s a hit when verbs are being made out of it. Or when Oprah is doing it on live TV. Or when Anderson Cooper is begging people to follow CNN in order to beat Ashton Kutcher in the race to 1 MILLION followers (typed in Dr. Evil speak, obvi).

Candy Dish: If California’s Rockin….

San Jose rocked by an earthquake, Josh Hartnett rocked by stomach pains and much more.

Candy Dish: Fake Blondes Love Fake Tans

Hef’s new twins sure love their self-tanner
…And his third girlfriend is still in…

Candy Dish: Bromance Is In The Air Tonight

Aw, such sweet bromance…
Understand the economy with Chris Farley movies
At last, somet…

The Youth Vote: We Can Be Bought

A growing sense of disdain for Dubya didn’t cut it. Being able to register at the DMV just d…

PDADD (Puff Daddy Against Drunk Driving)

Good news! The roads are safe again. No more drunken Nicole Richie cruising the Pacific Coast Hi…

5 Reasons George Clooney Should Be President

Clooney/Pitt ’08!
So, there’s this semi-serious (but mostly joking) whisperin…

Our Hyper-Sexual Society: Who’s Really Harmed?

Every day someone muses about how fast kids are growing up in today’s society; how sexually char…

P-Diddy Perfume Ad MTV Doesn’t Want You to See

I have so many issues with this one, I don’t even know where to begin. So here goes nothing.…

Sienna Miller: My Celebrity Frush

Celebrities are fun to write about and gawk at (if you’re lucky enough to encounter one in…