• Someone had sex with Piers Morgan. 9 months ago…judging by the fact he has a baby now.

•  A LOT of college freshmen dumped their high school sweethearts. #notshocking

• According to the Huffington Post, J.Lo celebrated Thanksgiving with Casper…Smart, Casper Smart. I know I wished it was the ghost too.

• Michael Lohan went to the hospital. Our prayers are with the doctors and anyone else who’s holiday was ruined by Michael Lohan.

• Wal-Mart shoppers rioted over a $2 waffle maker. Reporters are ecstatic over the news. I mean, they knew there would be stampedes, but nothing quite this exciting!

• The new Twilight movie is causing seizures. It’s also causing grown women to act like horny prepubescent girls. But no one is reporting that news today.

• Kirsten Dunst went make-up free at the airport. How very brave of her!!!

• There was some kind of balloon parade in NYC yesterday. I think it might have been a one-time thing. So you should look at photos now, because this parade might not happen ever again.

•Lady Gaga says she posed nude. We say that’s her most boring outfit yet!

• The crazy “inject-anything-into-my-butt-to-make-it-bigger” story keeps getting more ridiculous.

• A deleted scene from Harry Potter was released. Harry4eva!

• Aziz Ansari wants you to spit. It’s for a good cause, so just watch the video. For realsies.

So if you haven’t been following this installation of the Apprentice, it’s celebrities vying for charitable donations from their rolodex. It was entertaining for a while, until Omarosa started “keeping it real.”

After the ladies team got spanked week after week, the Donald decided to mix and up and split the teams. The major issue was his decision to pair Omarosa – made famous for being a bitch on a previous Apprentice season – and Piers Morgan – best known as the British judge on “America’s Got Talent.”

Everything was fine until Omarosa spelled Piers’ name wrong. He made a comment, and Omarosa decided to talk sh*t about his children. Because, I mean, that’s an appropriate response. Read More »