November 17, 2009
- 6:00 pm
By CC Staff
September 14, 2009
- 6:00 pm
By CC Staff
Tags: amber rose, amber rose red carpet, Christian Siriano, christian siriano runway, dressing rooms, fashion week, kanye west, Lauren Conrad, new york fashion week, Sarah Palin, spencer pratt, tina fey, tina fey emmy, twitter war
August 3, 2009
- 10:00 am
By CC Staff
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Have you always aspired to be a politician, but didn’t know how to break into the political arena? Want to perfect that resume before you make the big move to Washington, D.C.? Looking to gain the experience needed to be one of our country’s fearless leaders?
Well, these days, getting into politics is easy. Real easy. All you have to do is follow these simple steps, and you’ll be on your way to public office in no time!
- Get a group of your friends together and start up a massive money-laundering scheme on campus. It’ll look great on your resume, especially if you want to run for office in New Jersey!
- Head to Argentina on your spring break and find yourself a local to hook up with. Oh, but be sure not to tell your current BF that you’re heading outta town. Mark Sanford did it; it seems voters like a sensitive person who isn’t afraid to show emotion.
- Resign from your position as secretary of your school’s student government before your term is up in order to pursue a presidential bid. Hey, it’s working for Sarah Palin; the (gotcha) media circus around her is just what every politician wants. If you can get the campus paper on your tail, you’re golden!
- Got a single room? That’ll come in handy for a career-boosting sex scandal. Set up a tripod or offer your RA money for booty. It worked like a charm for President Bill Clinton, former New York governor Eliot Spitzer, and former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey, so it should be a shoe-in for your future political career. Read More »
Tags: Bill Clinton, corrupt politicians, eliot spitzer, government, jim mcgreevey, mark foley, mark sanford, New Jersey, political scandal, politics, rod blagojevich, Sarah Palin, washington d c
July 13, 2009
- 10:00 am
By CC Staff
Tags: Alaska, disney, hacking, hailey glassman, jon and kate plus 8, jon gosselin, jon gosselin girlfriend, michael jackson, michael jackson murdered, Sarah Palin, sarah palin resigns, suntan, tanning, vanessa hudgens, vegetarian, wi fi
July 6, 2009
- 10:00 am
By CC Staff
Tags: billy mays, billy mays funeral, chris brown, dating, dating advice, depression, economy, first date, kanye west, miley cyrus, Sarah Palin, sarah palin resigns
Letterman and Palin’s tiff over his hilarious and, okay, slightly horrible and sexist comments, had the media’s focus back on our favorite Alaskan governor: Mrs. Sarah Palin. Finally – after a lot of back, forth and all around – the two kissed and made up and all is right with the late night funnyman and ex-candidate for VP, who, shocker, has a sense of humor?
Inspired by the feud and by Letterman’s classic “Top Ten” format, I’ve decided to do a Weekly Ten on whatever the presses and our readers are buzzing about. Late Night, CollegeCandy style. Now even though Palin jokes are so last fall, as a tribute to both Dave and Ms. Palin, I’m going to kick off the “Weekly Ten” with the Top Ten reasons I wish Sarah Palin was my Mommy. Apologies to my own mommy, the cougar version of Barack Girl. Still love you, mom!
10. Never ending shades of lipstick to borrow!
Warning: even with perfect application, these cosmetics may still make you a pig.
9. MILF!
And GILF! Maybe she can give pointers on how to age gracefully. Provided you don’t care about anything other than looking fly in glasses and a red skirt suit.
8. Exotic digs.
I mean, this is just a gimme: she can see Russia from her house.
7. Homegirl can bust a rhyme
Oh wait, that’s Amy Poehler. Another point for cool SNL moms.
6. Never ending supply of skirt suits!
Also a bonus if you want to be a flight attendant. Notice how I didn’t say slutty. Take note, David. Read More »
Tags: Amy Pohler, bristol palin, bumpit, HaHa, john mccain, letterman, lipstick on a pig, McCains, moose, palin, Sarah Palin, skirt suits, tina fey, top 10 list, Weekly 10
June 15, 2009
- 6:00 pm
By CC Staff
Tags: al roker, david letterman, fathers day, Heidi Montag, heidi pratt, letterman fired, palin letterman, Sarah Palin, Sex, speidi, speidi today show, spencer pratt, today show
June 11, 2009
- 10:00 am
By CC Staff
Tags: bristol palin, doug reinhardt, hot teacher, Jordin Sparks, jordin sparks battlefield, letterman, letterman palin, letterman palin daughter, letterman palin joke, letterman palin top ten, paris hilton, Sarah Palin, zippers
May 14, 2009
- 6:00 pm
By CC Staff
Tags: blow job, Carrie Prejean, celebrity twitter, fanny pack, health insurance, Kim Kardashian, Miss California, oral sex, pfizer, reggie bush, Sarah Palin, Sex, twitter, viagra