We’re fresh off the heels of an explosion and the return of A, so let’s see what happened next!
1. Ali on the run: Ali took a cue for Aria’s book of punkassness and she’s trying to run away again. She’s all “woe is me, I can’t live in a place where I’m afraid to answer the door.” I mean yes, her life sucks but SO DOES THE OTHER GIRLS!!! Has she not seen this show? Does she not know that they get harassed everyday, just like her? Way to be selfish. Hanna tried to help her escape and even gave wanted to give her some clothes. That was pretty “lol” worthy because I’ve seen Hanna’s clothes and they wouldn’t exactly help her blend. A put a stop to it by saying that he/she would kill Ali for realz if she left. So Ali is here for good, for now. She’s also looking like quite the suspect to Officer Patton for Shana’s murder, and I’d love to watch them go toe-to-toe a gazillion more times.
2. The Hastings, Unraveled: This family is basically a repressed costume drama without the costumes. Since Veronica left Mr. Hastings (is his name Peter? I think it is but I’m too lazy to check), her and Spencer have been living in a hotel. Spencer’s dad told her he wouldn’t kill someone, even for her, and it was probably the sweetest thing a parent has said to a kid on the show. He still won’t say what him and Melissa are covering up but they seem to believe his innocence. But just because they don’t believe her, it doesn’t mean that Veronica is taking him back. Oh no, Veronica said she’s done with her stand by her man moment, and I don’t blame her. He seemed like a sketch ball even before he was accused of murder.
3. A sandwich of sexy: Hanna’s life sucks with the whole A thing but does her life really suck all that bad when she has two sexy-bad-boys-who-are-really-good-but-still-have-swag-despite-saying-corny-things-like-“I can’t keep doing this if you’re only in it halfway, I like you too much for that.” She’s started up that triangle with Caleb and Travis, and I’m not sure who I want to win! I mean Travis is very nice but Caleb is pretty much the god of men on this show. He was kind of annoying when he gave her the third degree about her relationship with Travis. I mean I watched the three episode of “Ravenswood” that aired and he his ass left Hanna for a dead girl. Like don’t even. Also, everyone pretty much called out Hanna for her make under. You won’t go back into the shadows Hanna, everyone loves you better!
4. Ezra, the mouse?: Earlier in the episode, Caleb stated that the police in this town should drive around in clown cars. Truer words haven’t been spoken. But this week marked the return of Officer Patton. Her first stop was Ezra to question him about the night of Shana’s murder. She basically said “Shana shot you and you killed her.” Lady cop is pretty intimidating but surprisingly he held his own and shut her down. Good for him. Aria is pretending to be strong and saying she won’t go back to him but come on, we’ve sent his son and dance. No one on this show believes her anymore. A also put a picture of Jessica DiLaurentis’ gravesite (aka hole in the backyard) in his apartment. And now, Aria is going undercover at Radley too, since it came out that the real dead girl, Bethany Young, knew Jessica D.
5. Emily, you are too good for this world: Emily served as the most rational one this episode. She ripped Hanna a new one about helping Ali escape and she was right. She also found out from Paige that Lucas and Melissa have officially been jumped into Mona’s gang. And Emily saved Ali from whoever tried to choke her out in her house! What a girl. She deserves a really good lover/confidant/friend, someone much better than Ali. Hopefully, she realizes this too.
Until next time!
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