Taylor Swift is officially headlining this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. It’s the second year in a row that she’s taken the stage, so she’s basically an Angel now. I can’t wait to see her pink, bedazzled wings. Her best buddy Ed Sheeran will also be performing (the only man in Hollywood she’s ever friend zoned), along with everyone’s favorite ponytail Ariana Grande, and Hozier, the most handsome man bun (I can only imagine the songs she’ll write about him).
This year, the big show’s going down in London, which means that Tay Tay can always repeat her outfit from last year, as seen above.
It looks like her nemesis, Angel Jessica Hart, wasn’t invited (you can’t sit with us), which means America’s missing out on the ultimate throw down it deserves, wing feathers flying everywhere. In case you can’t keep your Angels straight, Jessica Hart is the one who said, “Bless her heart!” re: Tay last year, and every southern girl knows that’s the ultimate insult. I wonder if Kendall Jenner will secretly appear in her place.
I can’t help but love the T. Swizzle of late. Girlfriend has gone through the same emotions every college girl faces over four years. When you start, you’re innocent, pure (kind of), and you can’t help but be a little bit judgmental of basically everything.
Her musical evolution has transformed her as a person. She’s no longer the one judging everyone around her (mostly the cheer captain), she’s the one accepting her so-called craziness. After all, when you’ve had the c-word thrown at you enough times, it’s time to face the music and fight back, Miranda Lambert style.
T. Swizzle has gone from crying on her bedroom floor, Trouble style, to throwing epic mansion parties, seeking revenge, and strutting her stuff for Vicky’s Secret. She’s traded in her crunchy curls and love for the Jo Bros for heavy eye makeup, a red lip, and Lena Dunham (full disclosure: I’d prefer the Jo Bro with the booty). She used to be the country underdog, and now she’s the star of the biggest lingerie fashion show in the universe. I’m pretty sure her exes feel just as awful as she’s always wanted.