Even if you read 50 Shades and it totally changed your life, you have to admit that the whole premise is kind of ridiculous. Girl meets twentysomething bad boy who’s rich, confident, and not a giant d-bag deep down? Sounds fishy to me. Luckily, Ellen’s here to play the Anastasia America really needs.
Rumor has it that the upcoming movie is lacking the chemistry needed to make it work, and I think Ellen could add that special something. If you’re not a fan of a creeper who keeps women locked up in his basement because it sounds like a Law and Order episode, there are some down and dirty books you can read instead… or you could always turn to Ellen’s movie, which sounds far better than the original.