When Beyoncé’s “7/11” video came out, girls all over the world group texted to make sure they could recreate it over the weekend. After all, there ain’t no party like a hotel party (especially when said party includes Beyoncé). While a bunch of ladies rolling around like Queen Bey might be boring, this man-made remake is everything you never knew you wanted. It’s like Magic Mike, only with far more sass and style. The boys wave around kale, vogue, and even use a foot phone. I’m not sure which bathroom party I would attend if I had to choose, because while I love Bey I also love kale — but I do know that both forces should probably team up for the hotel video of the century.