1. Your younger cousins will be offended if you don’t try their Christmas cookies.
2. Ugly holiday sweaters aren’t fitted.
3. The one night you shouldn’t be limiting your alcohol intake is New Year’s Eve.
4. Eating is the number one way to get out of awkwardly conversing with relatives.
5. You can always suck it in for pictures.
6. There are too many holiday parties to worry about hitting the gym every day.
7. Mom only makes that delicious Christmas dinner once a year.
8. It’s too cold to wear revealing clothes anyway.
9. Having a few extra pounds will help keep you warm in the snow.
10. You can blame your love handles on stressing over finding the perfect gift.
11. “Because he don’t like ’em boney, he want something he can grab.” Right, Nicki Minaj?
12. Everyone knows diets start January 1st. That’s plenty of time to get back to peak form before spring break.
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