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Miley Cyrus

 

Miley Cyrus is starting off 2015 a little bloody. The noted wrecking ball dancer posted the picture above with a simple caption “ew.” Time to speculate just what caused the bloody nose/hands. Her tongue muscles have become so strong when she stuck it out she punched herself in the nose-with her tongue. She smelled some delicious pizza and got so excited she ran for the door but hit the wall. She was trying a lying down selfie with an iPad and dropped in on her nose. Really the possibilities for the injury’s origin are endless. The real question is, why did she post it? Maybe if this red tinged pic gets enough likes, we might be looking at her next album’s cover art.

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