The Butt Selfie Stick You Never Asked For Has Arrived

Looking for the perfect late Christmas present that’s totally family friendly? You can now invest all of your hard earned money in a “Belfie Stick” to take pictures of your bottom, for the low price of $79.99. It’s so awkward writhing around in front of your computer, attempting to truly utilize your computer’s photo booth (but your butt does look great with that roller coaster background). Then, you need to find the perfect Myspace angle, the most flattering filter (spoiler alert, it’s always Valencia), and your butt needs to look like Kim Kardashian‘s when it was all oiled up (ugh, so awkward when you have to ask a friend to shine your butt up like a Thanksgiving turkey getting ready for roasting).
Before you accidentally post your belfies to Instagram because you’re taking them on your phone (and they, unfortunately, do not look like Jen Selter’s), buy the Belfie Stick. If you’ve spent time in New York City (specifically Times Square), you’re more than familiar with the selfie stick craze — which might beg you to ask, why didn’t you think of the belfie stick? You’d be rolling in tuchus money. The Belfie — because nothing screams sexy like taking a photo of your badonkadonk with an enormously awkward stick in a pair of mom jeans.

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