Miranda Kerr Gives Dating Advice To Land Your Own Orlando Bloom

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Miranda Kerr, one of the most gorgeous women in the world, believes that to land a man you have to be equal parts beautiful and archaic. The scary pretty model gave a bonkers interview to Harper’s Bazaar, offering up the same kind of advice your grandmother doles out after a few too many cocktails. (Which is perfect because she describes herself as a “nanna,” which is an Australian granny.)
Topics covered: crystal energy (sounds like she could join Heidi and Spencer as their third), why you should never, ever text a boy, and keeping your dating options open until you bone.
After her Bloom break up she coupled up with Louis Vuitton designer Nicolas Ghesquière, so girlfriend was doing pretty well for herself. Once they split, she dedicated herself to being single and dropping dating advice that she’s learned from canoodling with famous folks like the Biebs.

Ready to get schooled on how to catch a boy like Bieber? Miranda says:

“Men don’t want to be disrespected, and women feel the best when they feel cherished. So if a woman is feeling cherished, she will respect a man, and if a man’s feeling respected, he will cherish a woman. It doesn’t need to be complicated.”

I personally feel my best when I’m rolled up like a burrito and watching Netflix, but I guess everyone is different that way. 

“What really works is to spend 15 minutes and focus on feelings and moments that have made you feel really good. Remember those moments so you can build up a positive force field around you.”

Before a date I mostly try to sneak as many cocktails in as I can while texting everyone on earth pictures of my outfit and finishing up a final Facebook stalk. 

“I believe in the man chasing the girl, but that’s just me personally. I think a woman should respond but not reach out.”

Full disclosure: I totally agree with her, until I’m five drinks deep and suddenly I’m reaching out by triple texting. 
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