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7 Wine Quotes to Get You Through The Winter

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funny wine quotes

With all of your focus on steaming hot Starbucks beverages and staying inside for eternity, it’s easy to forget what really matters — wine. While new research shows that it’s probably not healthy to Netflix binge for the next couple of months, no one said¬†anything about drinking bottles of wine and taking many naps. You’re basically hibernating like a bear, only with far more alcohol and the world’s best mattress topper. So, channel your inner Olivia Pope (or your Mindy Kaling), put on all white everything, and get drunk in the most elegant way. No one has to know that your bottle of wine cost under $10, and no one has to know if it involves slapping a bag…

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