It’s a distinct possibility that Conrad Hilton is Chuck Bass. So, ladies, if you’re convinced that you’re Blair Waldorf, this is the future husband for you (watch out, though, because he would definitely sell you for a hotel).
Conrad Hilton might be heading to prison for a long time, after going a little bit crazy on an airplane and assaulting the flight crew. Apparently, Hilton wouldn’t stay seated, started roaming the cabin like a wild animal, and then started dropping the F bomb like hot fire. He threatened to murder the flight attendants, which just is never a good idea. He disrupted the flight so badly that kids on board started to cry, and not just because their ears were popping with the altitude.
His best moment? Conrad grabbed a flight attendant to say, “I could get you all fired in five minutes. I know your boss. My father will pay this out, he has done it before. Dad paid $300,000 last time.”
He continuously called everyone on the flight a “peasant,” and even smoked some MJ in the bathroom. It sounds like he confused his flight with a frat party. It’s unclear why Conrad was flying with the plebeians in the first place, instead of sitting his bougie butt on a private helicopter a la Chuck Bass.
It became so intense that Conrad had to be restrained in his seat while he was sleeping. If you’re looking to catch a bass of your own, Hilton was released on $1000,000 bail. He’s saying his crazy behavior was self-defense, but it doesn’t seem like he had much to defend, other than his amazing scarf. He checked into rehab almost immediately after landing.
Hilton expressed fear that his career as a model would be ruined (LOL), because of all the bad press. Look, Conrad — if Chuck Bass can survive boning Little J and murdering his father, you’re golden.