Um…You Can Actually Pay Someone To Break Up With Your GF Or BF Over Text For You

We’ve all heard of the break up text, which I thought was the lowest level of human indecency, but apparently not. Now, you don’t even have to end things with your former bae yourself…because, ya know, it’s 2015 and technology makes things so impersonal anyway that it might as well be some rando telling you it’s over. If you have $5.50 and no balls, there is actually a real service where you can have someone break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend via text or email so you don’t have to deal with it (until he/she shows up at your house with a few matches).
“Sorry It’s Over” allows users to break up via various methods at different price points, including the previously mentioned text or email, but how about snail mail, a phone call, or even with a flower delivery? They can customize it with a personal message or choose from predetermined sentiments such as “We have not been seeing eye-to-eye. I feel we are too different. It is me not you. There is no chemistry anymore. Hope you will be OK. We can still be friends,” or “How dare you treat me like this! It is over and I could not be happier. I deserve better than you. You will never find anyone as good as me.”
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It was created by 37-year-old Kristy Mazins, a former nurse from Melbourne. She told Mamamia, “People don’t like the confrontation. People are scared of it. It’s a much needed service because it takes the fear out of breaking up.”
If your relationship is dunzo and there’s no hope in salvaging it, yeah, you should break up. But unless you caught your boo half naked in bed with someone who was not you (in which case a break up is pretty self-explanatory), you should probably do it yourself. Seriously.


 

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