There are the Samanthas of the world – bold, sexy women who live on one night stands and loathe commitments – and if you’re one of them, more power to you. On the other hand, if you’re a Charlotte York – a hopeless romantic who dreams of finding the one when you’re not paying attention in class – you can probably understand all these problems.
1. You can’t go to the movies with your friends.
Because they make fun of you for crying over everything.
2. You will never understand why people make fun of Nicholas Sparks.
His books are sort of your faves.
3. You have absolutely nothing to contribute to your friends’ hookup stories.
Because you leave most parties early (and alone) to go home and cry over old movies.
4. You can’t deal with college guys and their dating habits.
Hello? Don’t they know making out in a dorm room isn’t a date?
5. Your Pinterest boards are super boring.
Because you spend all your time tending to your secret wedding board.
6. You’ve had your engagement ring picked out since you were 12.
And it’s soon hard waiting all those years to finally get it.
7. You’re constantly getting let down by guys.
Because you truly fall for their corny pickup lines #eternaloptimist.
8. Your friends always tease you because you said you’d “definitely marry” your high school boyfriend.
And your college boyfriend. And your second college boyfriend. And your spring break fling.
9. You were voted “Most Likely To Get An MRS Degree” as your high school superlative.
Not the most flattering award.
10. You sort of wish you were a vampire sometimes.
Because who wouldn’t want eternal love?
