Kansas State Marching Band Apologizes For Scandalous Formation

This one time, at band camp…
If you weren’t watching the Kansas State versus South Dakota football game this past Saturday, boy, did you miss out. On behalf of the Kansas State Marching Band, Kansas State officials have apologized for their so NSFW halftime routine.  You may be wondering, who the f*ck cares about marching band routines?
Apparently a lot of people.
The marching band routine was allegedly based on space and relied heavily on imagery featured from the Star Trek universe. School officials reported that the image was supposed to be the U.S.S Enterprise encountering a “horrible space creature” when, in reality; it looks like a South Dakota Jayhawk giving a BJ. Kansas State students are absolutely in love with it.
However, the school’s officials are having a PR frenzy. They have repeated that the formation had no intention to be phallic. The president of Kansas State University, took to Twitter and Facebook to apologize to those offended:

In addition, you can see the formation schematic below. I’m sorry, but, while you had good intentions, did you really not see the phallic imagery in this? It’s really blatant.
kansas state nsfw routine

I give them a lot of credit—doing such intricate routines requires a lot of rehearsal time and practice, even if the final result is horribly phallic. If you had to explain that the Starship Enterprise encountered said “horrible space creature,” then there seems to be other images at play here.

You can watch the Kansas State Marching Band performance below.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyogNuXkG2U&w=640&h=360]

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