15 Basic Bitch Things We All Love To Do

Basic Bitch (noun): a slang term in American popular culture used to pejoratively describe people who like popular, mainstream products, or music.

My fellow, lovely, lovely basic bitches, I come to you bearing great news. We assholes who mock and poke fun at your cute Instagrams in apple orchards, obsessions with pumpkin spice lattes, and your general happiness and comfort (let’s face it, non-basic bitches tend to be on the crankier side) are genuinely jealous of the fun you’re having. We want to take those photos, we want to enjoy those tasty hot beverages, but our cynical, dark hearts refuse to let us partake in public. I have a secret for you—when no one is looking, we’re just as basic as the rest of you lot.

This is Caroline Chu, coming in live to tell you that being a basic b*tch is not a bad thing—it’s actually a rather fun way to enjoy and remember the best parts of your life.

In short, there’s a myriad of things that us cranky millennials secretly love to do and I’m about to reveal all of them.

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