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My Target trips usually include running in to get a birthday card and coming out with 17 picture frames, a lamp, a bunch of throw pillows, tons of snacks, and maybe a t-shirt. Isn’t that what happens to every basic white girl?
Unfortunately, Target has seen better days. After the credit card database breach two years ago and a failed attempt to expand into Canada (let’s also not forget that one time Target played porn over the loudspeaker), the one-stop shop is announcing it’s closing the following stores:
- Austin North East (Austin, Texas)
- Suncoast Pasco County (Odessa, Florida)
- Casa Grande, Arizona
- Victorville, California
- East Flint (Flint, Michigan)
- Columbus Southwest (Columbus, Ohio)
- Northridge (Milwaukee, Wisconsin)
- Superior, Wisconsin
- Springfield, Ohio
- New Ulm, Minnesota
- Ottumwa, Iowa
- Anderson, Indiana
- Dixie Highway (Louisville, Kentucky)
Gasp! Fortunately, if your go-to location isn’t on this list, you are safe – for now, anyway. But be on the lookout. With the store’s stock plummeting everyday, no one is safe. And how could you possibly live without your neighborhood Target/Starbucks combo?
