Bad news: You’re not one of the 28 girls competing for Ben Higgin’s heart on the new season of The Bachelor.
Good news: The 28 contestants have been announced so you can start planning for your Bachelor Fantasy League.
Since I really think Ben is a sweetheart that Kaitlyn Bristowe totally should have picked, I really want the 26-year-old software salesman to find happiness, even if it’s not with me. That’s why I’m somewhat invested in this season of The Bachelor on ABC, whether I like it or not.
So I’ve scoured through the photos and occupations of the ladies, and I’m a tad concerned.
Why did they cast a girl who listed her occupation as “Chicken Enthusiast”?
Are those 22-year-old twins looking for attention and fame? Yes or yes?
How is Ben going to be able to tell the four Laurens (and a Laura) apart before the first elimination?
Check out the 28 ladies with their ages and jobs below, and tell me if you have any early frontrunners in the comments.